Tyler Durden

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

my uncle out pizza'd the hut in 1982 and the government had him killed and covered it up

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If mcdavid gets 5 more points in this game to hit 100 points I’ll personally sit bare ass on a little ceasers pizza and then eat it after

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

Why would I pay for UFC pay-per-view when I can watch it on 17 different Snapchat stories?

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

I want whatever vaccine Bryson DeChambeau got, you’d need a horse tranquilizer to take that fucker down.

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

Sure been a lot of 4’s on Tindy lately

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

All I want for Christmas is TOP🎄

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

There’s nothing like dudes posting pics with a deer they just shot in the head

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

I definitely have a DUI in a parallel universe

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Josh Donaldson is a fucking lunatic hahahaha I love this man.

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

Pascal Siakam is canceled. FUCK

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

Are the Blue Jays lowkey a wagon?

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

Idk how much a Continent costs but I’m pretty sure Jeff Bezos could buy one

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

Gretzky jersey tuck kind of a night!

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

Cup final Montreal in 6. Don’t @ me

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

actually im waiting until marriage to shit my pants in an olive garden

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Per Darren Dreggers blackberry, I am going to inhale 4 bottles of wine today and I might even chug one right through my ass

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

@MMurphy1414 Rig 1

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

Crazy Ovi in the slot kind of a night, I’m talking bar down cheek clapper straight from mother Russia herself.

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

Can I get a chief of your nicotine queef?

[Tyler Durden @MarshGuyMan]

@WesleyR6_ @beersbetsbroads Hitting something backwards