Hush, Marsha

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[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

@ThreeGreen21 @ClarkKent9645 @WaltzingMtilda No but now I need this shirt

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

Omg I’m so jealous

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Tourists in Mexico have a tense encounter with a black bear

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

@wffleballhelmet It’s literally in the state constitution probably

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

She’s talking to you. I would never 😌

[cow @cowincrisis]

saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.

[Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet]

Give it to me with a bendy straw, or I don’t want it. 😤

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I don’t care how many vitamins and minerals they have, if you’re going to call them superfoods then they better come with little capes on.

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

@Jsheff001 *#2 pencil

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

The most healing thing for a neurodivergent person isn’t sleep or a hot shower or a good meal. It’s a long stretch of time where nobody needs anything from them at all.

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

@TheGunnerNick 💜 love that

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

I have 3 🤓

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

How many people really have library cards as adults?

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

@baseballrick @FifthThird I’m like 97% sure that sort of thing is part of why BOA was sued

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

Can someone show me where in the constitution it states that office buildings must be kept at roughly the same temperature as meat lockers?

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

@ThreeGreen21 John reminded the teacher when she forgot to give the homework

[Lasagna Del Rey🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: Zack Attack have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them and the rest of us were hunted for sport.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

I’m a girls girl but not a choose-the-princess-in-Mario-Kart girl