Ishtiaque Parvez

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Birthday gift exist*

Le, Wristwatch-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

🇱🇷: Get lost
🇮🇳:

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

When I solve a maths problem at class in Tuition sir's technique

School ke Maths sir-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Me after wake up by myself without being scolded by parents

Me whole day-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Pendulum everytime-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

When she finally applies brakes instead of using her legs to stop the scooty

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Winter season arrives*

Mom- Naa hane ja
Me-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Superman- Flies off*
Wonder woman- Flies off*
Green lantern- Flies off*
Flash- Almost there*
Meanwhile batman:

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Tiktokers To International Men's Day

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Dettol kills 99.9% germs*

0.1% germs-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

My dick and My life both be getting hard without any reason😪

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

When she says: Dekh kar delete kar dena
Le,fakboi-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Crush upload a pic*

Me-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Whenever i get a relatable meme*

Le,me-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

If a girl is virgin, it's her pride
And if a boy is virgin, he is a loser

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Sadness exists*

After sharing memes-

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Bhosdiwalo fail hone per suicide mat kariyo,aur ekbar xm dena nhi toh agle janam me phir se LKG se start krna padega

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

My books on table*

[Ishtiaque Parvez @Marshall_FioTi]

Mom and dad came from market*

Me and my siblings-

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Feminist after realising that its boycott not girlcott