mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸

19 | dog. musician/writer | owned - 2/10/25 | no.1 blue hater ❌❌| my band: @AcidRaccoon_

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

@bearsintrees we don't squeak anymore

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

i rely on both PIP and the health element of universal credit to live and pay my rent and bills just because im 19 doesn't mean i dont? need to pay to live? genuinely what's wrong with this government

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban 16-24 year olds from claiming PIP and the health element of Universal Credit after a review into unemployment

They will instead receive a new "youth allowance" paid at the standard rate of Universal Credit

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

miraculously we didn't sink but ive never been more stressed

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

been playing sea of thieves with ignis and a friend and we've been doing the story missions bc why not and right as we were about to finish the second last mission we needed to do we encountered a skelly galleon, a player sloop, a meg, and THE KRAKEN. ALL WITHIN FIVE MINUTES

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

@mars_malade improved by the fact i do nawt have my wife's permission to say so if im being so honest

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

has twitter seen my favourite shirt

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

@ppygrlaurora no

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

everyone loves polyamoury til it's christmas and you have to buy your whole polycule christmas gifts

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

@ppygrlaurora this sounds even more expensive

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

made this post on my tumblr and it flopped really badly and then I realised people probably interpreted eds as eating disorders and not Ehlers Danlos Syndrome (what my wife has)

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

oh hyeah theycall me crazy

goin down on her like chicken jalfrezi

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

watching the football while my partner is streaming in the other room i feel like a deadbeat dad or some kinda sleazeball boyfriend

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

pov my headmates behind me while im trying to do my laundry

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

sending this to my wife with my mind

[tasman @lildorothy_]

bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

@weirdmoot i haven't shaved for a couple weeks so im all stubble atm and I feel this so damn bad I love facial hair but oh my god the constant SENSATION

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

been on ignis' pc playing dressmaker im having so much fun i made my wife a dress and now im making a mel medarda arcane inspired dress

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

@mars_malade thank u I was so worried i would be shot dead for this take

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

one thing that's always bothered me is people interpreting "the sandbox one" as "the sandbox number 1", like the first in a series, and not as in "the one about a sandbox"

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

@mars_malade i guess so but that title is like . established part of a series idk. im probably overthinking it

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

like maybe im just autistic and it's people joking when they ask when the sandbox two is coming out but im always sat there like.. what do you mean. anyway dont take this too seriously im just pondering

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

@ppygrlaurora good idea my diva

[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

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[mart/spike is monumental‼️🐾🎸 @MartKitchenMan]

we're plural now. more than one raccoon