Mart

It ain’t a time for running wild, you gotta run for cover. #NUFC

[Mart @MartRyton]

If the #NUFCTakeover is true I’d sell Longstaff to #MUFC for £25m then immediately buy him back for £100m just to send a message. #NUFC

[Mart @MartRyton]

@BBCMOTD Kane and Burn aside, lots of questions to be answered

[Mart @MartRyton]

@richysmith100 Life after wrestling for Randy the Ram

[CraigMealy @CraigMealy]

Thought Cundy had the Ange mask out again

[Mart @MartRyton]

@CraigHope_DM

[Mart @MartRyton]

Genuinely impressed with how shite Villa have been here. Absolutely pathetic.

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

MATFEN HALL EXCLUSIVE🚨: Newcastle United manager Eddie Howe had the rare roast beef sandwich while Jason Tindall opted for the fillet steak ciabatta.

It's understood the managerial duo also shared a charcuterie board less than two hours later.

More to follow.

[Mart @MartRyton]

@EliteClubS0B They’d have whacked a Slim Jim logo on it

[Richy S @richysmith100]

Wor Snags

[Mart @MartRyton]

@HalHaneyArt @davemeltzerWON People will just argue about stuff for days these days won’t they. Let it go lads.

[Mart @MartRyton]

@MarcSDuffy International break killed Eddie having to really, truly answer to that second derby didn’t it. Immediate backlash and then a game to respond in quickly might have helped.

Or… we’d have got humped because we’re shite, and nothing changes I suppose.

[Mart @MartRyton]

@NewcastleFansTV That goatee makes me sad

[Mart @MartRyton]

@allan_cheapshot Marvellous this

[Mart @MartRyton]

@TheMightySteve @davidpick1987 @mattkoonmusic The deepest of wrestling weirdos are never gonna get a life unfortunately.

[Mart @MartRyton]

@davidpick1987 All we have this season is sweet, sweet hate.

[Mart @MartRyton]

@CraigNE40 @richysmith100 Stupid fucking useless cunts

[Mart @MartRyton]

Didn’t even lead 😔

[Mart @MartRyton]

Will tomorrow’s #NUFC 1-2 defeat to Bournemouth be down to a 95th minute penalty, or just a good old fashioned defensive brainerism? At least we’ll lead for a bit, that’s always nice.

[Mart @MartRyton]

@CraigNE40 Feel nothing for Gordon like. Stats make him look decent but he’s shite. He’s shite Craig!

[Mart @MartRyton]

Will tomorrow’s #NUFC 1-2 defeat to Bournemouth be down to a 95th minute penalty, or just a good old fashioned defensive brainerism? At least we’ll lead for a bit, that’s always nice.

[Mart @MartRyton]

Stupid fucking useless cunts #NUFC

[Mart @MartRyton]

@SjWiLKiN @NUFCcook @hairyhotdogs Heheheh aye nailed it. Right into the goal created by giant boxes of Daz