Marta McFly

too Slav for you

[SNARKYMARKY @snarkeigh]

It’s almost February which means it’s almost spring which means it’s almost summer https://t.co/rSQ94mG26g

[anu @anuatluru]

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

make them both drink the panera lemonade i wanna see something

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

outlook emails

[grovy @grovymango]

Having https://t.co/zyzNwABNii in ur email @ is so crazy like pls tell me how was the agriculture like in Mesopotamia

[B A R D I G R A S 🪩 @bardigras]

one thing about me is if you dare to speak badly about the lady who sued McDonalds because her coffee was too hot, I will rant at you so aggressively for so long that it will become family lore. your children’s children will know all of the facts of the case.

[#UnwhitewashTBB @Clonehub7567]

I can't stop thinking about this. He should've been at the club

[sydney @demiurgently]

if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

the most insane woman you know has a normie 9-5 desk job

[Angelo Guisado @VoltaireLaFlare]

wearing a lil outfit to work and theres literally no one in the office

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Even turtles can be passenger princesses

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

I still don't know what pickleball is

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

you cannot call him sleepy joe AND be mad he has cocaine. do you want him up or not

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Bro do you want to go out tonight we can drink a bunch and feel bloated and tired. Tomorrow you can feel like you got hit by a truck. Come on dude let’s pay Uber surge pricing

[Marta McFly @MartaaMarten]

.@MethGarrett