MarteeMarz

Can somebody point me towards the apple pie?

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That Front facing camera done HUMBLED my ass this morning.

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Pop tarts done got real stingy with the icing over the years.

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It’s more about how you react than it is about the shit that happened.

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Everybody doesn’t DESERVE to have a good day.

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Good morning MFs.

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😂😂😂😂

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You were holding him back

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Big facts.

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You don't always get a second chance

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@JamelnotJamal Got that work stalker.

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I forgot how funny twitter actually is.

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“When life gives you lemons. Make orange juice” -big Joe

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Yesterdays price. Is not todays price.

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Immaculate

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The alcohol in my office giving me sultry looks.

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@FreakyDtweets Ordered a family dinner and they was like Boom! Here take 6 biscuits. I’m like nahhhh. Can I just get a water? BOOM. 6 more free biscuits.

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Bruh. Why does Popeyes even offer biscuits at this point.

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My man @JamelnotJamal pulled up to surprise the kidd

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roblox but the R is silent ☠️

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@Treyezze What if you allergic. I get a pass right?

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Weezy F Baby and the F is for Felony Firearm Possession

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Funny as shit listening to somebody lie and you KNOW they lyin.