Marte

Personally I always wreck myself before I check myself.

[trash jones @jzux]

me at 16: i am going to be so successful when i grow up

me now: maybe someday i will have enough energy to start a hobby

[stop talking dirty to me(ghan) @babyouremyqueen]

i beg of you to not take swifties into account when discussing financial stabilty and healthy financial decisions shdhhfhfhdb

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

sam and abel you will pay for your crimes https://t.co/DGxrtRQKPX

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Why is this the new obsessive incel talking point. Women have the most eggs when they are 20 weeks gestation in the WOMB and not born yet. Is that the “most fertile” time to you king? Fetus girls? Around age 30 women have about 80,000 eggs. She’s fine.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me wearing my expensive online purchases only to realize the horrifying void is still in me

[irα!! @solarsystern]

i wish all old men that wanted to hit on me did it like this italian man who played the piano in this cafe beautifully for an hour and then came up to me afterwards to say "i played only for you" and shake my hand

[Marte @Martematikk]

de burde finne opp en berg- og dalbane som man kan ligge ned i... og som går skikkelig sakte og som man kan ha i hagen...

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

thinking about this passage from Little Weirds by Jenny Slate again

[Marte @Martematikk]

en gang prøvde en fyr å flørte med meg ved å sende en sang som begynte med "funny girl, you look so unassuming"

[marcy ⚢ @sethbiyers]

people who are shocked bill hader can pull clearly haven’t heard the no bed story

[Marte @Martematikk]

@Joseph_Fasano_ I love the poem "The Thing Is" by Ellen Bass, here is an excerpt from it:

you think, How can a body withstand this?
Then you hold life like a face
between your palms, a plain face,
no charming smile, no violet eyes,
and you say, yes, I will take you
I will love you, again.

[a-m. @chxwanga]

@Joseph_Fasano_ “The voice [of God] never panders, offers no five-year plan, no long-term solution, no edicts from a cloudy white beard hooked over ears. It is small and fond and local.” - Mary Karr

[kemi @kemimarie]

there are certain psychology words that i really pray leave ppls brains. it’s out of hand

[trash jones @jzux]

truly sad the way adulthood kills all your hobbies. i’m lucky if i read 5 books a year. too tired to play guitar. too tired to cook beautiful meals.

we warn people not to make work their identity, but how can you not when work systematically strips away every other part of you?

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

In my Eras era. 💅

[clementine @ilyclemmie]

i dont understand how the voters saw stephanie hsu in the same movie and still made this choice...