Overheard man w American accent wearing a kilt ‘you guys are gonna have to remind me when I use the word scotch or when it’s Scottish’ his friend ‘so it’s never scotch... only for the eggs’
Just realised I've been using my rose-tinted dyslexia reading glasses all wrong. Been wearing them out and about, here and there, hither and thither...so I've been missing these red flags! They've just looked like flags?! Absolutely fuming. Should come with a warning man
Love my friends ‘Bitch’ ‘What’s your star sign’ ‘It’s for science’ 3 consecutive texts from @llinternetangel excited and intrigued to find out where this will go