Azrael

“i can make deal with the devil because my dicks bigger”

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@stanpokey the bottom half is SO stacked! the top half has 5 slams, and the bottom has 15…. like

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the concept of townsends last 3 grand slam losses being; gauff, swiatek, sabalenka…

arguably the 3 best players since 2023

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@Iganikkk i think she definitely can take a set, but 2? probably not… taylor unfortunately is not the best closer (barbie demons)

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@stanpokey hindsight 🫩

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@Iganikkk she was lowkey dog walking in 2023 until she met her pigeoner

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@stanpokey mind you… the ‘seed’ is bouzkova

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@TennisChannel lehecka must’ve saw @VenusGauff post!!

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@igaitana11 @tennisqueeniga is jim parsons 💅?

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

i miss dolly parton 💔

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@brookeabees idek who the third is… penko?

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@goatrenka so basically, if rybakina makes the SFs she guarantees herself the no.1 ranking.

but if sabalenka, gauff, or pegula win the uso they’re no.1 after the event.

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@missswiatekfan two steps forward, one step back…

us open next 👀👀

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@simonrodcarias @ESPNtenis the amount of colestebol in sinner, and the amount of trimetazidine in swiatek wasn’t performance enhancing either… but go off..

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@Iganikkk wimbledon 25’ 🕊️

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@Treyliking @DVAsNo1 @PlayOverwatch she isn’t…

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@sillysquirtz @DVAsNo1 @PlayOverwatch illari in indigenous/peruvian not black tho…

[Azrael @MarthaCollin73]

@DVAsNo1 @PlayOverwatch can we just get more POC’s in the game… 😛
bc why are there’s only 5 black characters in the game… (out of 53)

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@Iganikkk twice btw…

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@Iganikkk she needed this easy match to rest her body.. but i hope elena recovers quick

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@Iganikkk not everyone can win a wimbledon final