MarthaFreije

Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live. 🕉

[i like food @messedupfoods]

straight from the source

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear restaurant owners,

We all hate QR code menus. Stop.

Everyone.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Animals are honestly the real victims on Earth. They didn't do anything wrong. They didn't try to destroy humans or our homes. Their only crime is that they exist.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"you can't control your kids in public"

how my mom controlled me in public:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me arriving at work after spending 2 days off

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

Gas: $6 a gallon
Food: $100 for eggs and milk
The US Government:

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

La gasolina está muy cara, lo mejor es usar bicicleta
Yo en bicicleta:

[Palle González @PalleGonzalez]

Trata a tu esposa como hubiera merecido ser tratada tu mamá.
Como desearías que trataran a tu hermana.
Como exigirías que cuiden a tu hija.
Ahí es donde dejas de repetir patrones… y empiezas a cambiar el destino.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.

They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

[Rauda Altenaiji @FormulaRauda]

If you chose to abandon your pets to flee out of the country, you are the scum of the earth.

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Home is the world's safe zone

IG📹 : daoleroi

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

how life feels when you’re with a man who has a problem solving mentality

[Codigo Del Alphx @CodigoDelAlphx]

SOLO ME PREGUNTO CÓMO se supone que las MAMÁS deben trabajar de 9 a 5, dejar a los niños en la escuela a las 8 a. m., recogerlos a las 3 p. m., estar al tanto de las actividades escolares, preparar las comidas, cocinar la cena, mantener la casa limpia, lavar la ropa, llevar a los niños a actividades extracurriculares, ascender en la escala corporativa, guardar los días de enfermedad para cuando los niños estén enfermos, ser una buena amiga, hija y compañera, todo mientras intentan cuidar su propio cuerpo y salud mental...

[Libriscent @libriscent]

My grandma once told me: “You should fall in love with someone intelligent, because on the days you can’t have sex, it becomes really valuable to be able to have a glass of wine and talk.”

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

LMAOOOOOOO

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

Yo viendo las fotos de mi mascota que falleció y siempre amaré: