Martha Daniels

Full time private investigator and memory wizard

[Martha Daniels @MarthaGodfrey]

Someone put this down next to Maura’s chair plz 🙄 #LoveIsland

[Dan Tracey @dantracey1983]

Hot Honey is definitely the new Salted Caramel which was previously the new Pulled Pork.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Disgusting behaviour by the Argentinians at the end, especially Paredes.
Just a bunch of nasty violent thugs, and a disgrace to football. Never been so happy to see a team lose.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

This whole show has a weird quality to it - like the whole thing might be AI.

[Martha Daniels @MarthaGodfrey]

Why does this whole thing feel like AI what on earth is going on #fifaworldcup #worldcupfinal

[Martha Daniels @MarthaGodfrey]

Why are we even having the US national anthem being sung? This is not US football/baseball etc. (and USA arent competing!) #worldcupfinal #fifa

[Ellie Hodges @EllieHodgesxx]

Just a quick one.
When a 78 year old woman is murdered in her own home - a place that’s meant to be the safest place of all. YOU don’t need to preface your condolences with, “I didn’t agree with her political opinions.”

It’s OK to simply say, “What a horrible way for someone to die. I’m horrified, and I send my best wishes to her friends and family.”

[Martha Daniels @MarthaGodfrey]

Representation 🙌🏼

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Alexander Zverev is type 1 diabetic, meaning he’s allowed to use a phone during Wimbledon matches to check his glucose levels and inject insulin if needed.

[Abdullah Sheikh @Mr__Abdull]

@greg16676935420 Honestly, it’s ridiculous. Just pure, over-the-top celebrity worship. She makes generic pop music, he plays football—there’s no reason to treat them like gods.

[Martha Daniels @MarthaGodfrey]

@thatotherharry @ClaudiaBoleyn Yes it definitely existed. Was it Surf? I feel like it wasnt even that long ago

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Benefits of alcohol:

- karaoke confidence
- making weddings tolerable
- surviving office holiday parties
- tolerating airport delays

[Clare Murphy @clareemurph]

Perhaps one way to reduce emergency c-sections would be to give women the right to actually plan them.

[cants @cantseyy]

You can't just say sacked for personal conduct? What's he done, word for word

[Jordan @jzrdan]

Hargreaves Lansdown being down and unable to operate on a Friday morning during market hours is an absolute disgrace.

The so called “scheduled maintenance” should surely take place on a weekend when markets are closed.

Unless there’s something you’re not telling us… @HLInvest

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I think I understand why so many relationships fall apart after having a baby. A woman’s whole life changes. She sacrifices her body, her sleep, her routines, her social life, her career, her freedom, everything shifts overnight. Her instincts go into survival mode, and nothing is the same again. Meanwhile, men keep living like nothing really changed for them, and that’s where the disconnect starts.

[Kat💟 @Kathettk]

Any time I see comments about Brooklyn Beckham. I remember this photo from his "photography book" 😂😂😂😂😂😂. The parents trying so hard to promote this book. Especially his dad. He's just a nepo baby who now hates the parents, but not the rich life without work. 😂😂

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

To everyone I offended this year, please work on yourself so I don’t have to do it again next year.

[latke @latkedelrey]

people who talk about eating and calories a lot during the holiday season make me feel like my soul is being crushed in a hydraulic press. i know your friends and family aren’t willing to say it to you so i will: shut up

[💞 @lowkeyenergy_]

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE

[Allison Pearson @AllisonPearson]

Millions of parents limit their family to one or two children because they know they can’t afford any more.
Lifting the two-child benefit cap only helps parents on benefits,
Not those parents who take responsibility and work hard to provide for their kids.