Martha

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

We were in a bar last night n Amie got us kicked out because she stole a Krispy Kreme from their office and they watched her on cctv ahahaha

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

@LoyleCarner shoutout to jean lending her phone to us on her way home so we got home safe, what a women #radio1extrabringoutloylesfreestyle

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

my grandparents are the most social people ever, my grandpa is 75 and he’s just jetted off on a lads holiday to Spain that’s my goal @ that age

[jess @JessBelll1]

remember when your dads friends cousins son would get you one of those R4 cards for your DS that had 100+ games on and it was defo illegal but that was the best moment of your childhood wow

[Loyle @LoyleCarner]

Who the fuck is Georgia and why does she keep saying my name?

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

@amelia_newman16 @neveeferguson This is me in a tweet ahaha

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

I’m heartbroken, I’m crying jorja Smith brought loyle carner on stage💔 would have paid mad money to see that

https://t.co/0hxod7W0yf

[rna @4re4nna]

i’m still shook over the fact that @JorjaSmith brought @LoyleCarner out last night. best night ever.

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

Oh ffs I had one job to water the plants n instead I’ve accidentally driven over mums front garden and flattened all the flowers😭😭

[Lex @TheyCallMeLegsi]

When you’re hungover af but hear your roommates talking about the night before in the living room https://t.co/E55EAORCd7

[Caitlin Degnan Rooney @Caitzooo]

Someone has made a private fb page only for girls called “prick adviser” where girls post to warn other girls of “pricks” in their area and that person honestly needs to take a fuckin bow 😂 genius

[HEEE HAW⚪🇵🇸 @JukeGyte]

White people love driving 40 minutes away to a public lake and calling it an adventure

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

@courtsara_ You fucking brummy

[Sara Baumgartner @sar_baumgartner]

Update: Karley just informed me that she actually killed my fish and went to buy me a new one and they didn’t have any like Gilbert so this is what I got that’s why he changed colors bc it wasn’t even Gilbert https://t.co/gVkKJ7DdoU

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

@nicole_jeffery @laurynh_w

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

@emily_mcmahon55 Loool 2016 good times

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

Emilys crying cos she's 'lost her boobs...' What's going on

[Wolf @Nig_BMT]

I just need a spare £2/3k for June and July

[Rory. @lifewithoutrory]

Just got a £3 meal deal that was usually worth £6.70.. The rush that followed I can only assume was on par with that of heroin

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

@Sal_Perez4 @rosiecarrollx

[Martha @MarthaRose99]

Not free at all, got charged £75 for stealing the bottle😭😭 give me strength

[Marj @goldenhuehunter]

the phenomenon of “crown shyness,” where trees avoid touching