That One Martian

Martian Space Case trying to survive adulthood. CFO of the broad squad. I don’t have notifications on….

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandFloStan @katelynnnh_ @littlesophiebug Lol meanwhile me on the phone

[Hi, I’m Jay! @AestheticPuppet]

@GrandFloStan We stan

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@Bananasilkshan That’s rude as fuck

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan @katelynnnh_ Pure chaos either way

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan I miss us abusing the max pass system

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan Only the young…i have no context for this

[Malinda 🏰 Disney Swiftie 🧜‍♀️🍹🌐❤️‍🔥 @bluekittygrl]

This is SO cute!

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@katelynnnh_ @itsDrewDavid Forever here to gas you up 👏🏼👏🏼

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan I feel like I have the vague chaotic energy of Ferb and Vanessa but the nervous energy of baljeet

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan Can this happen while I’m with you

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

Should I buzz my hair

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan @katelynnnh_ Awwww this was fun as fuck

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan Me redoing your Grindr profile after waiting on a bench while y’all broke up

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan I look like a member of the Addams family

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan This burns my eyes

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

@GrandCalStan Good thing you’re hanging out with me today

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

Kid: fights dad for front seat on Matterhorn
Kid (during the ride): I regret taking the front seat *but wiggly cause Matterhorn*

[That One Martian @MartianSpaceCdt]

Got my tickets for Melanie Martinez and Spotify knows I’m a goblin, today is something else