Martin Smith

English male, with a penchant for German.

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@timpott I wish I could take credit for it, but sadly it was all the Germans' idea

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@timpott We really do! It was/ is so good. The nectar of gods.

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@timpott Genau. Er ist.

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

October the eighth be with you.

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@timpott That's how they get you! Only the locals truly know the real meaning of bitte.

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@MrJWW just drove past you going through Lavant in your RS6. What a beast that car is!

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@J_Keal dat ellipse doe

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@timpott more like Pokemon Gone, am I right..?!

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

Great product idea No. 67: A "We used to be in Europe and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt. #EURefResults #Brexit #AnyoneWantOne?

[Owen Adams @owencolinadams]

Let's hope we thrive like Beyonce leaving Destiny's Child #EURefResults

[proffesor geezer @timpott]

Canada
Visa
Canadian Visa
How to get Canadian Visa
How to get passport for dog
Justin Trudeau
#brexit

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

The out campaign has been the political equivalent of holding a flappy cased phone at arms length, then using an index finger to operate it.

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@timpott I just couldn't resist

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@timpott Piepsigpozeit

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@BBCNews What's going on with Kamal Ahmed's intonation? Video for reference: Stewart Lee on Radio 4 presenters - BBC https://t.co/1w96JwfM1l

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@timpott gahd blehs

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@gatwick_airport why have I just landed at north terminal, instead of south terminal?

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@nomadicrevery lovely segment on @BBCSouthToday about MP Julian Lewis not using electronic mail. Are you on email? You've simply got to be!

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate is a cofactor used in reactions, such as nucleic acid synthesis.

[Martin Smith @MartinAJSmith]

@AvivaUK I think your advert continuity department need a strong talking to! #DisappearingSunglasses #Woops