Martin Allchorne

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@piersmorgan Coming from a “man” whose head has been inserted up Ronaldo’s arse for the last 10 years!

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

Congratulations @southern
It’s 21:40 and 20 degrees yet you have no air conditioning on on the 21:37 Oxted to Uckfield service. You may actually have the heating on!
You really hate your customers don’t you!???

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK Nope. I waited until 17:30. Went for a beer in the pub up the road where I could see the station entrance from and did not see it. 18:00 turned up a few minutes late though

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK I have been waiting at Buxted since 16:50 for the 17:00 bus replacement to Uckfield. Where is it?

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK Will the 09:33 UCK to LB definitely be running?
If not I need to make alternative arrangements as I need to be in London by 11:15.
Thanks

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@JulianDicks3050 @OfficialClarets Good luck Julian. My mates son is a keeper there - Billy Eastwood - really good kid

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK will the 9:33 UCK to LB be running or is it being terminated at CROW?

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK Ok. Thanks. Please keep me posted - especially if you decide to terminate it in its inward journey at Crowborough to make up time…..

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK it looks like 08:33 UCK to LB will be cancelled. Is my ticket valid from T Wells?

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@piersmorgan Had you consumed a vino or two per chance?

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK Thanks

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK is the 10:33 UCK to LB running?

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@BrightonHoveBus very useful!

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK Thanks. Fingers crossed…..

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK Hi. Are you likely to have trains running from Uckfield to Oxted today? If not will there be replacement buses?

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SarahChampion Walk on by - The Stranglers

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK is 16:33 UCK to LB running? Just changed to delayed…..

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK Sorry Uckfield to and from Oxted

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@SouthernRailUK Will there be any trains out of Or back to Oxted today?

[Martin Allchorne @MartinAllchorne]

@Channel5Sport is this the best NFL coverage you can offer? If so I’d give up now!!! 🤣🤣🤣