Martin Allen

Magazine editor, AFC Wimbledon supporter, Union Berlin member, design & music obsessive (@sync_music)

[Fergal O'Brien Racing @FOBRacing]

Germany will be needing Jurgen Klopp

Not to take over as manager, just to get the players the best deals on hotel prices now that they’re on holiday

#WorldCup

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@AlexiLalas They are commercial breaks pure and simple. FIFA = 💰💰💰. Anyone mug enough to believe otherwise needs to explain why they are being enforced in every game instead of just the ones over a certain temperature.

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@jaredismyname_ @radio_bellers @Aggers74 @OllieHolt22 Among Americans, yes.

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@OllieHolt22 Looks like Milton Keynes.

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@ivorsawbottom @GBPolitcs @duncr I grew up very near Chertsey. I can only imagine there is another Chertsey somewhere that you are talking about.

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@InchOrInfinity I wanted Scotland to stay on at least a bit longer. The 'anyone but England' thing is just amusing, as is the disproportionately tetchy response to that from many England fans.

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@discorddave931 @Conorpope I'm wondering if it's the only World Cup that you've seen tbh.

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@Nigel_Farage Silly me, forgetting that you were Clacton born and bred 🤡

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This wouldn't have happened in the EU

[Sophy Ridge @SophyRidgeSky]

One thing I absolutely love about British politics…

…the first thing Andy Burnham has to do after winning is shake hands with a fox and a bin

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@Scotpol1314 @Indy4Scotland Hope you didn't spend too long thinking that one up.

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@ChrisTaylorII @R_MFC_1885 And it really has earned some proper bites too. Very impressive.

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@FootballInT80s I can't think of any year in which ITV did better than the BBC with World Cup intros... perhaps 1986 with 'Aztec Gold'?

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@PaulCRoberts @OllieHolt22 He is in a top European club team 🤔

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@retroQPR @QPR And yet franchise customers will insist that the eventual MK debacle only happened to 'save Wimbledon FC' and was not merely an enabling development for a property deal. Mugs.

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@Riccoshire1999 @SalfordCityFC Difference is, Evans is a proven winner. Robinson is just overrated.

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@AnonymousExTory @barcodemark1 But I think Benn would have been smart enough to realise that in today's globalised world, we would have been better off working towards fixing the EU's many shortcomings from within.

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@AnonymousExTory @barcodemark1 'sovereignty reasons' 😆

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@Dons_Sayer_WDON @AdeAzeez94 @Paul5Robbo Bayo was an amazing player for us and is a huge character, but this moment really wasn't his finest. Having said that, it kind of sounds like penalty duties had not been properly discussed and agreed beforehand which would have avoided this.

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@AwayDaysFB Antonio has a bit of a track record for BS to be fair.