Martin Delaney

Beer-Wine-Watches-Freemasonry-BBQ-Mrs D-Spurs-Greece. Not necessarily in that order.

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@RAF_Luton Chuck Yeager

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@amolrajan Hello Miss. What do you mean, Miss? I'm sorry I have a cold.
#deadparrotsketch

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How big are Gavaghan's spectacles? Blimey #universitychallenge

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How big is Broadbent's watch? Blimey #universitychallenge

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Koalas are not bears #universitychallenge

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@Prinny_sparkle @XRLlareggub My word

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@PaxtonRoadUpper The culinary equivalent of sports direct.

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@SartorialThug Faf. 10 letters away. I am disappoint.

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@LeAdderNoire Took the (written) words right out of my mouth.

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@SkySportsPL Better than the other bloke, apparently. @GNev2

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@hugorifkind @Iromg You can trace it back to the labour election win in '97.
An open door immigration policy with war and instability in the Gulf has lead to the islamification of the UK. It all stems from there.
Blair and his inner circle should be hanging their heads in shame.

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@metpoliceuk @hurryupharry We need a police force not a police service.

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@Paul___SW18 @Beno_ldn Whether he offered his seat or not is irrelevant. The fella is blocking the aisle with his legs and bag. So he's a wanker of the highest order.

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#FML

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@stevecco @kevhillsy Well, quite.

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@fesshole *their ffs

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@Lordflashh3art I got covered in water earlier constructing the roof on my extension* in the pissing rain. I've now retired to the pub.

*not an orangery.

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@DrSOakley @MarkMasonsHall As I understand it yes however men will need a jacket and tie. I could be wrong though.

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@FlashForFreedom Despite having the best intentions after a week of all inclusive indulgence on the island of Kos, I've wilted and gone to the pub.
Bottoms up and all that.

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@GretaThunberg Call me old fashioned but don't you need a job before you can strike?