Marty Berzatto

Aspiring Stay at Home Dad| Former All Conference Honorable Mention Ballplayer| Current #WhiteWomen enjoyer | VPI ‘99

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@rodwave give me a call I need some help too

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Jake Elliot the goat of making 60 yard kicks in hurricans every single time and missing 30 yarders in perfect weather

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Eagles send Andy Dalton and 3 Angelo’s cheesesteaks for TJ Watt, who says no

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Would be ironic if the year Myles Garret leaves the Browns they are finally competitive

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Had to throw the Mike Tomlin Minecraft world reveal on the big screen

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Some of you white chicks age like milk

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Eagles D just getting their asshole spit in

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Eagles should’ve paid nakobe dean jihaad campbell sucks

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Under thrown PI is the best play in football

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Eagles D just bending over and taking it

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When you keep playing in the NFL so you don’t have to spend time with your wife and kids

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Refs on Jerry jones payroll in Brazil too

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Why is Carson Hansen still starting #DanaWhitePrivledge

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Most mentally sane VCU student

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#NeedThat

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ordered first at the work team lunch today and got a fried chicken sandwich and french fries and then every woman at the table got a salad

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#BringBackTransactionalMarriages

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Government mandated jameis Winston shrimp po boy

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2026 and teams are still playing for the fg instead of the game winning td against the chiefs

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Chiefs Devil magic is back

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Allegretti is a terrorist