Martin Bird

Metal fan, mediocre-core guitar player, working in shipping

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

@Dpdcourier_FAQ absolutely terrible service today. Deliver due this afternoon, then delayed. Now just received a “sorry we missed you” message despite being in the whole afternoon. I knew something was up once the tracking stopped…awful

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

Only @PrimordialRadio smashing out @orbitculture at 9:45 on a Friday. GET IN! #freespinfriday

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

@DPDgroup_news Already done and waiting for reply

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

@DPDgroup_news #dpduk am i getting my parcel today??? 7 hours!!

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

@DPDgroup_news Already have done, awaiting response

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

@DPDgroup_news #DPD #dpduk after 7 hours of waiting beyond the delivery slot, this isn’t even my door. Twats

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

Waiting for a 5 hour @DPDgroup_news “be with you shortly” delay reminds me of this classic scene from Behind Enemy Lines #wereoverhere #dpduk

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

Come on @DPDgroup_news this is absurd. This poor sod and his van has been past my home multiple times today and now your route algorithm has sent him off into the wildnerness!! So much for carbon footprint and I don’t think “running shortly behind” quite fits the bill.
#dpduk

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

@Se_Railway Yes, 5th. Great…

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

@nfl #gamepass sort your audio feed out!

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

After being at both @BLOODSTOCKFEST and @ATGFestival this year and witnessing the kindness and respect of attendees, not only for other people but also their campsites and facilities, the scenes at @OfficialRandL this weekend are quite disgusting.

[Orbit Culture @orbitculture]

𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗘𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗪/ 𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦, 𝗜𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘, 𝗢𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗧 𝗖𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘

Tickets are on sale on Friday, August 5, 2022

https://t.co/EpHt7Vm4rU

Looking forward to seeing you all!

Thanks,
Orbit Culture

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

😡😤

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Is it too much to ask in @BorisJohnson Britain that the new Education Minister set an example to our nations children and not show the general public her middle finger.

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

#NoWarPlease

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

You know who we need now...
#SueGrayReport

[Orbit Culture Fans @orbitculturefan]

Spot Orbit Culture on the poster for @BLOODSTOCKFEST

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

Here was my ‘business cake’ from 2021…#BorisJohnson

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

BEST...DAY...EVER

[Orbit Culture @orbitculture]

UK! 🇬🇧

We'll be playing the legendary Bloodstock Festival in August 2022!

Tickets;
https://t.co/tPYUN7oxwe

More info;
https://t.co/tPYUN7oxwe

Cheers! 🍻

Thanks,
Orbit Culture

[Martin Bird @MartinBird_]

Thought I’d give the quiz episodes another spin today. “Imagine the future”…immortal words of the time before @remfrydedman @StephenHillBoy