Martin Blaylock

A leader of trogs

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@ODJK easy win for Miami then!!!! I might be going to florida again right after that game typical!!!

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@BBCR1 loving the #Nixtape this morning!! Kanye west flashing lights set the whole hour up!!! #goodmusic #TUNESSSSSS

[South Park @SouthPark]

“Aw hell dad, I got lots of girlfriends. Sally is just my bottom bitch!” #SouthPark #Classics http://t.co/8YN4dbAe1S

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@susannah_cox @smileitsdani well would you believe me if i said me and mark went out on tuesday? #conc #teapots #really #amistillboringnow

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@susannah_cox you're not the only one susie!!! #partylife #imnowevenmore boringwhatsyourexcuse?

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@ODJK can't remember when the bills had a good season!! Even though pats are 3 and zip am not convinced by them this season. Looking dodgy

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@ODJK jets aint doing too bad at the minute, who you got this week? Its the dolphins year for afc east!! Got a tenner on them!!

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@ronanofficial just seen you at carlisle train station.I was with the lady taking pictures on her phone from her car #sorry #embarrassingmum

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In 2011, a teenager from Newcastle, UK was terminated from school after teabagging his testicles in teacher's tea.

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@davidjkelly2 saw this in tesco's . . the jason statham collection!! #theoldstathamnthat

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

13 - Ryan Giggs has now won the English league title on 13 occasions, as many times as Arsenal have in total. Evergreen.

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@davidjkelly2 yeah i like hexham, been a few times last year. its cold up there though #eskimosaintgotitastough

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@DanLing90 minus 50 man points dan #really

[Law Student Problems @LawVicissitudes]

#NotSureIf the judge is dissenting, or just being a sore loser. #LawStudentProblems

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@davidjkelly2 not a bad little day out!! The old man was at hexham today . . . Lost £60 #unluckydad #didsteviewonderpickyourhorsesdad

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@piersmorgan sour grapes will get you nowhere! When rvp shows the arsenal boys his winners medal they'll have to ask him what it is!!

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@MarkCafuWhit2 REALLY!! Decent bed, proper food and not just eating shit all the time. #notluckingforwardtothecreditcardbillthough

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@sarah_walls so you can take the piss perhaps? #whoareyouandwhathaveyoudonewiththela'alwallsthatiusedtoknow

[Martin Blaylock @MartinBlaylock]

@sarah_walls yours just trumped it!!

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Andy Carroll. New career #WWE