John Robert

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

I’ve washed my hands three times since touching my belly button this morning and my finger still stinks. Any suggestions?

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

People calling me manipulative for making good points.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

People be like, “my name’s Al Pacino”.
Like ya ok tf it is 😂

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

A little-known fact: Sam Altman got the idea for ChatGPT from Tom Riddle’s diary.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

Every day I wake up and thank God that I wasn’t born a Manitoban Mennonite.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

I can’t believe it’s 2026 and people are still using knives. 😆😂🤣

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

Welcome to my speakhard bar where only German may be spoken and if you can not speak it, den mund halten.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

What’s a little head?

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

Getting tested is for chicks

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

Last night I came a lot playing the Knights of Camelot.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

I gotta start using, “that’s between me and God” more often.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

If you come to the library to chat, please know that I wish you nothing but the worst.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

Who up witnessing they jehovah rn

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

Call me jack off all trades the way I spend my time on a job site.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

@jpolly22 He just slashed Hellebuyck into his net

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

I’m not buying that Terry Fox ran a full marathon a day. The dude had one fake leg. That’s a half in my books.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

The masculine to spend my life savings on an engagement ring

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

Chu ever get the feeling that you being watched?

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

Good morning to everyone who agrees that telling a cop to fock off is chill.
Gave a cop a piece of my mind this morning after he gave me a piece of paper that’s gonna cost me $400.
He’s a coward and I don’t feel bad about it. Pick a better job.

[John Robert @MartinBonner47]

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