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[™mooɿbɒɘH xɒM @MartinCapaldi]

@ScotlandSky @AlisonGConroy Dry yer fuckin eyes.

[Glasgow Counts @glasgowcounts]

Calling all Mathematicians 🗣️! National Numeracy Day is next Wednesday 22nd May 🗓️. Have a look at our challenges for learners across the school for some ideas to celebrate the day! Tag us in all your posts! (click post for additional challenges) @Nat_Numeracy @GIC_Glasgow

[Celtic F1rst @CelticF1rst]

Watching Kris Boyd after the Huns get beat is like that wee extra bonus sketch they do at the end of Still Game.

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@We_Like_Dogs Dug

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@stevenmclean1 Sorry for you loss mate. Hope your ok.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Thought it was the Honey Monster for a second.

[™mooɿbɒɘH xɒM @MartinCapaldi]

@CampsLyon @Seumasabhein @Michaelbhoy1916 https://t.co/8EIyeZZbr8

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

Former British Soldier on why the the Monarchy is not your friend @joejglenton

[™mooɿbɒɘH xɒM @MartinCapaldi]

Dominic Cummings giving “evidence” today. I think he’s just firing as many shots as possible before the onslaught on him. #TestingHisEyesight #ThrowingAsMuchShitAsPossible #ShotsFired

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@BeefHugs @tarmactorque @ZeusApolloX @Swedleypops @latteIicious Ok then, let’s bring things up to date. Shall we talk about Prince Andrew, The Grand Old Dick of York.

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Why is there roadworks everywhere right now?

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Customer quote of the night;
“Jesus it’s freezing out there, it’s fucking minus Moscow”

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I’m sure I just heard someone called ‘Wham Bar’ getting a shout out on the @GBXANTHEMS 😂 What a name. Pals wi, Dib Dab, Irn Bru Bar and 10p Fredo.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Have those cunts just officially declared that culture is over?

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Gertrude Stein said “that’s enough”

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#wemakeevents https://t.co/Khub9jxP06 4pm

[™mooɿbɒɘH xɒM @MartinCapaldi]

Sectors that can’t open up due to Covid transmission concern, are for the scrap heap? The people who have been hit the hardest through this have now been told that they are not in a viable job to be granted any funding or support. Make sense to you? #Bullshit #HungOutToDry

[Kay Burley @KayBurley]

Health Minister @Helen_Whately: “It doesn’t make sense to continue supporting jobs where there simply isn’t work at the moment.”

“So you’re not going to support the nightlife industry? It’s done?” RC

#KayBurley

[Tim's Listening Party @LlSTENlNG_PARTY]

Join us in an hour for our @glasvegas @LlSTENlNG_PARTY https://t.co/0JlphwUn9P

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Why does @GlasgowCC send out lads to cut the grass in the park on Sunday morning. C’mon! #GeezABreak