Martin Buchanan

Live in Glasgow but Benbecula will always be my home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Martin Buchanan @MartinCooks_83]

@DuncanASteele @celticbars

[Rikos @Rikos67_]

No wonder Rangers cheated for years this feels class

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Martin Buchanan @MartinCooks_83]

@The_Tman10 Unbelievable Tam

[Fattus Prickus @FattusPrickus]

I have spent the past five days in Disneyland Paris, I’m still here but I’m sitting about waiting to get a flight the absolute fuck home.
if you can be arsed reading about my experience of Disney adults, then here is a wee thread about them.

[🎶𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 ✨ @Old_But_Gold50s]

This makes me feel patriotic for a country I’ve never been part of.

🌷 André Rieu - Highland Cathedral 🌷

[MythoMAGA @MythoMAGA]

I like how dramatic this photo is for no reason; the Easter Bunny waiting to be introduced by Trump.

[Martin Buchanan @MartinCooks_83]

@Edwina_Currie

[Scott Fishman @smFISHMAN]

When you go grocery shopping on #316Day. #WWE @BookerT5x and @steveaustinBSR made magic.

[Scott Fishman @smFISHMAN]

When you go grocery shopping on #316Day. #WWE @BookerT5x and @steveaustinBSR made magic.

[All On The Board @allontheboard]

Remembering the Angels of Dunblane and their teacher on the 30th anniversary of that tragic day.
Thoughts, love and prayers to their families, friends and everybody affected.

#Dunblane #DunblaneMassacre #30Years @allontheboard

[Martin Buchanan @MartinCooks_83]

@EvasTeslaSPlaid Randy Watson

[David Birkett SNP @davidbirkettsnp]

In Norway electricity is 0.55 to 0.66Kr per Kwh.... That's 4 to 5p!

Norwegian Gov thinks that's too high... so it's coming down to 0.40Kr... That's 3p!

The average UK Price is 26.3p!

The price of this failed Union.

https://t.co/hpeGMyYdsZ

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The inventor of auto-correct has died. His funnel is tomato.

[Martin Buchanan @MartinCooks_83]

Scott McTominay

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

You can mention Cristiano Ronaldo and immediately get 1000 likes

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

Indiana Jones would never lose his keys. I just did. Again.

[We Own It @We_OwnIt]

🚨Thames Water is on the brink of collapse.

🙋We asked its customers what should happen next.

54% think the water regulator Ofwat should reject a deal proposed by Thames Water's creditors, and put it into special administration. And over two thirds (68%) believe that Thames Water should be run in the public sector.

Read the full results here. https://t.co/H8vzkvRFs9

[Sky Sports @SkySports]

The Press Association understands the deal, with potential earnings and bonuses, as well as a percentage of sales of products and equipment, is worth £20m over 10 years, and will be the most lucrative the sport has ever seen 🤑🎯

[Martin Buchanan @MartinCooks_83]

Hey @grok can Wilfried Nancy survive this?