Martin Elis

We’re off to never-never land | #AppleTeacher  | #MIE | That’ll learn ‘em! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (RTs ≠ endorsements)

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@UKFootyBible £10? Where do I sign up???????

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@CookingHub_ Da fuck did you do to that steak?!?

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@OliLondonTV Setting boundaries for his free time. Let’s not put people on pedestals.

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@LfcNuel Now ask how many UCLs he has?

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@its_heady_again All done in a day.

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@mamaonl 😳 I owe the woman an apology!

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@DavidPattt What. A. Load. Of. Shite!

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

UK quietly regains position as the world’s 5th largest economy, per IMF.

1. 🇺🇸 United States ~ $32.38 trillion
2. 🇨🇳 China ~ $20.85 trillion
3. 🇩🇪 Germany ~ $5.45 trillion
4. 🇯🇵 Japan ~ $4.38 trillion
5. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom ~ $4.26 trillion ⬆️
6. 🇮🇳 India ~ $4.15 trillion ⬇️
7. 🇫🇷 France ~ $3.6 trillion
8. 🇮🇹 Italy ~ $2.74 trillion
9. 🇷🇺 Russia ~ $2.66 trillion
10. 🇧🇷 Brazil ~ $2.64 trillion

[Luke Robert Black 🌳 @lukerobertblack]

It must have been so weird to pretend they’ve never met

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@BredsguardDalen People make the same claim about the earth being flat.

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@Haggis_UK That must be AI. Nobody is that thick!

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@I_Dont_Know_Her I’m not watching adverts! 😂

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@RealEmirHan Bravo! 👏 I’ve watched not many times and only now have I noticed the homage. Golden nuggets like this is also why I enjoy Twitter.

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

MTV officially shut down its 24-hour music channels yesterday. They ended their final broadcast with 'Video killed the radio star' by The Buggles, the very first video broadcasted by MTV on August 1st, 1981.

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@StreetFightsHQ

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@ATRightMovies

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@CinemaTweets1 Amen to that!

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@_onlyscott Awesome finisher.

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@Matt_Pinner 14???? Didn’t you have a telly growing up?