Emily

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

#JusticeforJameson

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@mark_slapinski Nope

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@Roshan_Rinaldi I am on a cruise in Europe… thank God no one has asked me to explain what has become of my country… I couldn’t even begin…I am truly embarrassed.

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

I am a customer in this pharmacy store late at night. As I walk up to the counter, a male customer is loudly complaining to a male cashier about 'the gays.' Being a lesbian, I'm gathering up the courage to say something when the following happens.)

Male Customer: "The gays keep trying to turn everyone!"

Male Cashier: "It must be rough."

Male Customer:

"How do you mean?"

Male Cashier: "I have a handful of gay friends, and no matter how much time I've spent with them, I've never wanted to have sex with other dudes. I'm just saying it must be rough to have such a tenuous hold on your sexuality that you're always worried about being turned by the slightest contact. I feel for you."

(It takes a moment, but the male customer realizes what the male cashier is saying.)

Male Customer: "...Hey, f*** you, buddy!"

Male Cashier: "You want to f*** me? Oh god, it's happening now! There must be a gay in the store! Run!"

Customer:

*screaming* "Go to h***!"

(The customer then runs out of the store. As I put my stuff up on the counter, the manager runs up from one of the aisles.)

Manager: "What the h*** was that?"

Cashier: "Oh, I'm probably just getting a customer complaint in the morning. Totally worth it... I'll explain later." *to me* "Sorry about all that. How are you tonight?"

Me: "If I was straight, I would totally be giving you my number right now."

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@PeteButtigieg For God’s sake do it already!!!!!!

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@GMEth_PhoneHome @Mr_Husky1 Same!!!!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

What's the point of having a 25th Amendment if we can't use it on objectively the most insane, unfit President in the history of America, with failing physical and mental health, rambling about drapes while American soldiers are dying?

UNFIT.

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@LakotaMan1 And you NOT WRONG!!!!

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Whoever is behind this Newsom account deserves a raise

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@donkoclock @GavinNewsom Yes

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Lawrence O'Donnell, making the case that Trump is beyond just being psychologically damaged and is now showing signs of being insane. If you are in congress and not calling for Trump's removal via the 25th Amendment — then you are not doing your job. 😳👇https://t.co/rF997V0AY6

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: In a shocking moment, CNN's Harry Enten reveals that Americans overwhelmingly blame Republicans for the shutdown by as many as 17 points in 3 different opinion polls.

Americans are waking up!
Spread the word.

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@queenofthesou1 48 days IS something to be very proud of!!!

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@Suzierizzo1 $3.09 Boston Ma

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@TheMaineWonk $3.09 in Boston MA

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@Ronxyz00 Gas in Boston went from $2.85 to $3.10 overnight

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

Same!!!!!

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

Dear Donald Trump,
I'm sorry I can't come to your birthday party. It's too expensive. It's another misuse of our military. AND, I'll be at a rally to peacefully protest what an unbelievable, corrupt fuck you are.

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

to cancer. Sadly, on their way to Radio City Music hall on 5/23/25 my friends’ mother fell on the sidewalk and had to be rushed to Tisch Hospital via ambulance and sadly they missed your performance. Is there anything you could for them? Thank you!!

[Emily @MartinEmilympta]

@RealHughJackman Dear Mr Jackman, I hope you are well. I wanted to tell you about a situation that happened to a dear friend of mine. She bought tickets for her and her mother to your show Live from NY With Love as a gift to distract from the pain of losing her father/husband.