MyCrazyKidsQuotes

My kids say some weird stuff… enjoy! Lol😂

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Heard at the park by a preteen girl: I’ve never seen a fictional character so hot in my life!!

Said with extreme enthusiasm and fervor.😂

I’m very curious to know who the character in question is! 🤣

#preteengirlsareweird #boycrazy #shitkidssay

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10 yr old from the backseat of the van: Give is the glue sticks, we have the hazmat suits!!!!

😳🤔🤷🏼‍♀️
#WhatTheHeck #IHaveNoIdea #INeedMoreInfo

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12 yr old, who didn’t wake up until noon: I feel alive.

Mom: Hmm, I’m glad? Better than the alternative I guess.

12 yr old: I feel good, but I feel like crap.

Mom: What???

12 yr old: ………

#WhoTheHeckKnowsAnymore #ShitKidsSay #SendHelp #MomIsConfused

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12 yr old, out of nowhere: My knuckles sound hollow. 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️

#Huh #WhoKnowsAnymore #ShitKidsSay

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12 yr old and dad playing Pokémon cards…

12 yr old: How many poison berries would it take to poison an elephant?

Huh??

#WhereTheHeckDidThatComeFrom #RandomAssQuestion #ShitKidsSay

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Random statement from the back of the mini van:

12yr old: My eyeballs are cold. 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️

#IDontHaveAClue #Randomness #KidsSayCrazyShit #NeedingSomeContextHere

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Absolutely no one:

Almost 5 yr old: I have a really big head!

(So cheerful!😂)

#shitkidssay #bighead

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12 yr old out of nowhere: Sometimes I feel tiny, but sometimes I feel massive…

Whaaaa???
#INeedSomeContext #WhatsGoingThroughHisHead #WhereTheHeckDidThatComeFrom #KidsAreWeird #HowDoIRespondToThat

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My 4 yr old daughter and 3 yr old niece washing their hands in the bathroom.

Big boom…

What did you hurt?

My niece: The floor.

😂😂😂 #sillygirls #thesekids #cousins #morelikesisters

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Hubby and I having a conversation alone, Hubby says something moderately funny…

12 year old, two rooms away between 3 walls, with water running, and a sound machine turned on: laughs hysterically 🙄😒🤦🏼‍♀️

#noseyasskids #comegettheseheathens #sendhelp

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Watching LOTR with the kids.

12 yr old: I wonder what orcs taste like?😳🤔🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

#whatthewhat #kidquotes #LOTR #sendhelp

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12 yr old: I need to go poop.

2 mins later: Never mind, it was just a pee and a fart.

🙄#crazykids #noshame #kidsthesedays