Martin Fishback @MartinFishback - Twitter Profile

Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

@BillybobPepper Me too!

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

Just found out about this. Trying to get hold of my solicitor but his wife says he's gone to bed.

Tim Aspeling @FatBoyTim

almost 5 years ago

@MartinFishback Dear @Martin some joker on The Twitter has stolen your idea for a crime novel. I bought it from The Audible, and he’s even pretending to read it in your voice! Suggest you contact your lawyer… Kind regards A Fan

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

Not that I have any issue with homosexuality as long as it is done safely and correctly.

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

#NationalComingOutDay I see.

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Who to follow

Chris Bryant

@RhonddaBryant

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland and Labour MP for Rhondda and Ogmore

Nicky Campbell

@NickyAACampbell

Award winning podcaster - (BPA Best Interview 2023) Brand new podcast Don’t Say A Word. What can we watch, laugh at, read, say? And who decides? And why?

Bob Servant

@bobservant

I own (outright) a cheeseburger van in Broughty Ferry, Dundee, Scotland. I don't sell cheeseburgers, I sell dreams. Genuine legend.

Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

To clarify, I am not gay. Just noticed the day. I AM NOT GAY.

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

Filling up car and spilt a couple of drips. I'd like to apologise for adding to the fuel crisis.

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

Working on a joke about the Nicholas Minaj thing. Hoping to have it by early next year. #satire @ ian hislop

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

Oh great, ABBA are back. They were rubbish the first bloody time (I like Phillip Glass). One of the (many) good things about my wife leaving me was not having to listen to their bloody dirge in the bloody car.

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

Sorry, cleaning car.

Exeter Cathedral

@ExeterCathedral

almost 5 years ago

Last call for tomorrow's Cathedral Crafter Session! Pop in on Tuesday (31 August) between 10.30am-12.30pm and make a dragon kite, a unicorn stick or a Saxon brooch. All ages welcome, no need to pre-book. Find out more: https://t.co/6OqdnexuOy

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

Kitchen sink's not draining properly. Most likely something to do with extinction rebellion.

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Rebecca Front @RebeccaFront

almost 5 years ago

So this just arrived ⁦@FergusCraig⁩ and it’s making me laugh already

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

I need a Bitcoin by midnight. Willing to offer double figures.

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

almost 5 years ago

Alexa. Google Only Fans.

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

about 5 years ago

Oh so i suppose it's Post-THEM Pat now is it?

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Martin Fishback @MartinFishback

about 5 years ago

@Olympics hi guys. Just want to run something by you. I just ran the 100 feet in 8.27 seconds in my local park and that was in crocs. How do I apply for Paris?

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