Mike Shite

Amateur Journalist / Alarmist / Sensationalist.
Keen to put a negative slant on everything Hull City related

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@HullCityChants @Rrorev1265671 Thanks. Appreciate your time, Mike.

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

Great result for City today. However it was ONLY RIGHT for me to focus my post-match interview on questioning Sergej on the cause of Sorba Thomas’s car accident and whether he’d been driving too quickly. I WANT A STORY. Appreciate your time, Mike #hcafc

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

What on earth was Sorba Thomas playing at? There’s NO EXCUSE for DANGEROUS DRIVING. I’m hearing a points deduction is likely to ensue for #hcafc. If you don’t agree, feel free to UNFOLLOW me. Appreciate your time, Mike.

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

I understand from a good source that the Ryan Giles Burnley link was always a NON-STORY. But it is my duty to STIR THE POT and OVERDRAMATISE matters. If anyone doesn’t like that, feel free to UNFOLLOW me #hcafc

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

Grave concerns about the pending arrival of Ilyas Ansah from Union Berlin.

Previous incomings from Germany have included Nick Proschwitz, Tim Walter, Marvin Mehlem and Chris Bedia.

All have been DISASTROUS, and this latest addition is BOUND to end in FAILURE for #hcafc

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@Mikey_OakleyM I understand this deal is OFF, the number of additional signings before the transfer deadline is ZERO and the Tigers are officially RELEGATED before a ball has been kicked this season

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

I believe Hull City have just broken their transfer record again but that story has been overshadowed by news from Cottingham that John Ayre spilt a drink in the canteen. Kit wash delayed. Could have serious implications for the season ahead #hcafc

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

I don’t want to put a dampener on Baz’s story but I’m hearing Gelhardt faces a lengthy spell on the sidelines following a freak yachting accident on the lakes at Burton Constable earlier, where he was celebrating his return to the Tigers with close family and friends #hcafc

[Baz Cooper @bazdjcooper]

Hull City have agreed a deal with Leeds United to sign Joe Gelhardt. Joff is set to sign a long-term deal at the MKM Stadium. Great move for the club, the player and the fans. #hcafc

https://t.co/9LymmbxB64

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@TigerTubePlayer An Anglo-Turkish consensus seems to be forming about his credentials…

[TigerTube @TigerTubePlayer]

Select #hcafc 2023/24 goals redubbed with Alan Partridge commentary 🧵

No. 1: Ozan Tufan’s second vs Sheffield Wednesday (H)

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

The Last Rotation Of Earth 🌍 https://t.co/UXHmUEqpHH

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@crozbo1975 https://t.co/4CmRZa7Nej

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@snarla94 @EuanMail14 @harrymail99 @JONMAIL1 https://t.co/WdlRAPGdeX

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@snarla94 @grant_phil @JONMAIL1

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@TigerTubePlayer I stand by my assertion that Scarborough’s status as a seaside resort was one of the mitigating circumstances. You never encounter such outbreaks of violence inland.

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@JONMAIL1 @mjsmith75 @Uzzell01 Looks like a complete fanny, which is probably what you would expect from a pro-Allam, Tommy Robinson supporter

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@mjsmith75 @JONMAIL1 @Uzzell01 What does she taste like?

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@JONMAIL1 @LeeFriar @grant_phil @dompu_tea Big foam hands for the match as part of the weekend package

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

@JONMAIL1 @LeeFriar @grant_phil @dompu_tea You’ve scared and confused poor Lee with those lyrics by the Fall. He’s gone into Twitter lockdown 🔐

[Mike Shite @MartinFishcake]

“This one knows, he comes and goes
When he goes, he goes
This one knows, he comes and goes
When he goes, he goes
Simon Gray, he used to chase me
Now he hasn't got the time”