Martin Hayes

fan of Palace and those that look hard enough to see how hysterically funny life can be

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@JustMattWatts The most likely alternate today would have been yet another developer building big expensive houses & the minimum number of small ones, built 1 less house than the trigger for contribution to drs, schools, etc just like they do everywhere else. I do get your point but….

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@ohjoewalker Crikey that would be a first :)

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@henryswainjourn So the offside in this instance is defined by where the Fulham player’s goal scoring arm starts. They aren’t using the shirt cuff for that and have cut it off above or he is likely onside. So how is that defined? It isn’t obvious and tbh how a player is supposed to know less so.

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@stokecity @PatrickEagles15 Look after Justin & show him some love. Sad to see him leave Palace but you will love him. Gives everything every match, sweet left foot, never stops running & probably the best penalty taker I have ever seen in 60 years. He can play almost anywhere but deserves fixed role. Enjoy

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@deanhenderson @PatrickEagles15 Another top performance Deano from you and a great win for the boys. Once Pierre gets them organised in front of you we won’t concede many goals with you between the sticks. Great keeper, great Captain!

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@SouthLondoner3 @PalaceReport Tbf I think Hendo is doing a good job already as Captain, but having another leader with top drawer experience cant do us any harm. Great stuff from Ben or should I say Chilly :)

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@FPTW_ @PalaceReport Like it but don’t think Osorio will start today, more likely to see him in a cameo later. Think Strand Larsen will start with Eddie wide. Need the front 3 to start adding goals now every week, not just once a month. Hope to see another improvement this week. :)

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@Beniesta_ I thought this was loan with a buy option? So isn’t this a smart way to ‘cut your losses’. He needs to play to attract value. Not sure what level that option is but suspect it’s a bargain still vs purchase price but some of that is written off already so can be lower.

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@henryswainjourn His source is likely the agent who is either in La La land or taking lessons from Trump’s approach to pr. I would expect a trained journalist to validate any info but I assume he hasn’t that background?

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@BobbyManzi Yep, same contract that secured their future when things weren't going well. Happy for club to pay him cash for that period in return for his commitment to play etc. Have to assume statement is an attempt to deflect from poor tactics of agent. Hope to see Sarr♥️back on pitch soon

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@CFCBhoy1967 @footyinsider247 thx

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@Barbara4003 Really pathetic from Agent. He has screwed up with poor advice & left player in very awkward position. Gone about it completely wrong way (his own words - trust the process) & damaged the player. No need to do that. Being African has nothing to do with it.

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@CFCBhoy1967 @footyinsider247 which deal is off stokes or Celtic's

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@AnthonyRJoseph did that transfer complete or did it break down/not completed?

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@BobbyManzi Must be a nightmare and a godsend at the same time Bobby - win - win :)

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@BobbyManzi Just saw this, had to turn it off. ‘Written a new song’ errrrm . What are they thinking. Death knell for their tfr show has commenced I reckon.

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@CPFCnirvana @NG25FJ1865 @phileasfogg70 @CPFC Embarrassed and being sued I suspect.

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@tfostercpfc Embarrassing isn’t it. Not like any Palace fans that I know.

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@BobbyManzi Are we still likely to bring in a cm in this window Bobby? Still feel light in terms of creativity and critically intensity there and with both dk and aw likely to leave next summer it would feel risky to have to find replacements for both in next summer window?

[Martin Hayes @MartinH4]

@AndyTheTwat1992 I think spending the remaining 3 yrs of his contract on the bench for the u21s should give him time to rethink things and for clubs to forget who he is. Gone about this in completely the wrong way. Was a has been rotting in France when we signed him. Disappointed in him.