Martin Denning

space cowboy (retired)

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@MickyWard @RealDeniseWelch Also, no bellends on a dead planet, so….?

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@LesDennis Hahaha! Would love to see Les as grandad!

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@LucieStockton @beckylynch90 @RealDeniseWelch I don’t know what any of that means, sorry.

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@BiteYourBrum Brimful of Asha? Go! 😢

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@beckylynch90 @RealDeniseWelch You don’t have to wear a helmet Becky, and you’re not supposed to get out of your shitty Peugeot and try to kick a cyclist off his bike, ‘legally’

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@alicefloradavis @BiteYourBrum It’s really not, we stand united.

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@fesshole Could be worse, I once split my trousers picking up a ball on the second green, unfortunately I was going commando that day so everyone got a glimpse of the number two hole.

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@mrchrisaddison That’s exactly what Bluto would say

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@JohnCleese Send in James Bond and be done with it all.

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@RhonddaBryant Yes, but it might still be cheaper to send them your money this winter…

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@mouthwaite @BBCOne Without spoilers? Yes, I expect it’s loads better without spoilers!

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@DeanyDeany @AlexHorne I haven’t liked a tweet this much since the last time I saw a tweet that I liked this much, I like it!

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@fesshole He’s full of shit

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@Wendy_Wason @IcelandFoods Not surprising really, it’s proper slippery over there I expect x

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@Wendy_Wason Me too, as a kid I thought it super weird as I assumed their solidarity would be second to none, what IS that all about?!

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@ThePunnyWorld Someone threw cheese and milk at me, I thought ‘how dairy’

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@fesshole wait, what?! I don’t remember writing this…

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@ashleystollar Cawl

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@fesshole Umm, he’s bald, right?!

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@fesshole At least you’re putting in a hard days work at the orifice. There, I said it.