Martin Waugh

Posting drivel 99% of the time.

[Martin Waugh @MartinJWaugh]

Whenever I feel pleased with myself for a job well done at work, I'm going to remember these amazing Tibetan shepherds crossing frozen lakes with their sheep in military formation. Hope there's a Costa on the other side for them to take a well earned break. #Tibet

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@NUFC

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@UnitedStandMUFC So that's Bruno, Tonali and Hall you recently seem to have mentioned buying from Newcastle in the summer. That's some significant coin you need to find down the back of the Manchester United sofa.

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@NUFC What's this strange feeling? Stressfree and having a great time watching today. Is this heaven?

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Operation "Get Elanga a goal" needs to be the sole purpose of the second half for NUFC Qarabag. #ChampionsLeague2026

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@tfNUFC We deserve to be at least three up but that's an embarrassing decision.

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@NUFC That is never a penalty. I dispair.

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@NUFC We live in heady days. Back to back away wins against premiership opposition. Justice.

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@NUFC Happy birthday big nick

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Interesting option on the HMRC website that shows where your UK tax goes. 23/24 it turns out 11.1% of my personal annual tax payment went on national debt interest.

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@NUFC I'm actually looking forward to this game now. Go Osula and Big Nick.

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@NUFC Massive result. Good performances by some players who, so far this season, haven't been trusted or given a run.

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@NUFC Why do I expect these things now? Spurs have been dreadful. Gordon is offering nothing in the second half and Burn is on a yellow.

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@NUFC How are they going to disallow this one?

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@tfNUFC What nonsense. The sliver of a forehead and your offside.

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@NUFC Well done lad. Hope he kicks on with some confidence. We could do with some positivity.

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Oh Willockinho. In games like this you have to score there lad. #MCINEW

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@NUFC Unfortunately yet another example of where, if you don't take your chances in games like this, all the good work can count for nothing.

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@NUFC Omg. That needed to go in after all this good play. No luck again at Anfield.

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Shrinking is back on @appletv and life is good again. It's therapy for the soul.