Martin

LFC

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

@McDonaldsUK @Deliveroo ordered a McDonald’s from the Runcorn one about 3 months ago sat here bladdered starving. it’s been about 3 hours, might end up a fuckin McMuffin by the time it’s here.
Sort it out or I’m shoving a box of mccains home fries up my own hoop

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

My mates light/shadow looks like Wilson.

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

@NoelGallagher @liamgallagher
The Beatles half volleyed America without busting a gut….

You’s went on a bender.

The Beatles
Liverpool FC

TOP OF THE WORLD

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@paddypower ????

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

@paddypower where’s the winnings from the

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@Topuriailia Stand up when you’re talking to me ye little slug brow cunt. My dick isn’t big but it’s defo bigger than your back. Little Georgian freak!

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

@AnnyOsabutey @talkSPORT You messing you?

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@gabimartinelli 🐀

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@_altxx Nailed on you whip ye skids off with ye toe while saying ‘I don’t usually do this’.

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

@_altxx @ghwilliams1 You keep making stories up on twitter. Don’t know a thing!

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

@_altxx @ghwilliams1 I had an ex who used to bin bag me until payday then ask me back and make me fuck her in the mirror if I’d buy her new sexy gear or get her a Nando’s.

Strictly hypothetical, but she’s gonna be a wife to someone soon.

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@_altxx @ghwilliams1 What a lady you are. Ladies used to have some class, now some say ‘la’ and use the word ‘cunt’.

You’ll make someone a lovely wife one day.
🤡

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@_altxx @ghwilliams1 I’m in work on nights la.

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@_altxx @ghwilliams1 Here’s that attention you ordered!

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

@_altxx @NickHudson67 Where was this and who is he? Did not happen. You give women a bad name.

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

@NickHudson67 @_altxx 😂😂 all about the likes.

[Martin @MartinM77139934]

@_altxx @ghwilliams1 Ano, weird thing to lie about accusing someone of trying to burn a house down when someone is 30 miles away in a full leg cast. The police proved that to be a lie.

You ever seen the pictures of me smashed up in Turkey?

The court documents document her ketamine use.

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@ghwilliams1 @_altxx Bet you do, you used to fucking batter me. Broke my nose in Turkey, smashed my head in when finny died and threw a glass at my head in town.

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@conorhallwood let’s fucking go cheeky cunt

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@VividProwess Yer ok. Go and murder a few thousand more children. Evil