Martin Spielauer

(He/Him) - Leader of the Small Party Party (@spp_mpsp)/ Chef du Parti Petit Parti (Parody Account)

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

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[La Graisse @GraisseMPSP]

FUSION DES PARTIS: Naissance du Parti Petit Parti

Lisez-en plus ici : https://t.co/grE68z5MlI

ENGLISH:
La Graisse, MPSP- PARTIES MERGER: Birth of the Small Party Party!

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

@mkapr092 I’m glad O’Barbean members think I’m important 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

WE CLAIM THE RED ONE THOUGH

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

EACH PARTY SHOULD GET A PIKMIN. PIKMIN RIGHTS PLEASE. GOOD EVENING.

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

@CassedieMPSP The alt text 😆😆😆

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

En tant que chef, je ne tolère pas les attaques trop dures émanant à la fois de nos membres et de l'autre camp, et je travaillerai avec tout le monde pour veiller à ce que nous restions respectueux. BONNE NUIT.

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

As leader I don’t condone the overly harsh attacks coming from both our membership and the other side, and will work with everyone to ensure that we remain respectful. GOOD NIGHT.

[Small Party Party - Parti Petit Parti @SPP_MPSP]

WHEN WE TWEET GOOD NIGHT WE MEAN IT. PLEASE SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT.

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

Same vibes

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

MAKE SMALL PARTIES BIG AGAIN

[National Roast @national_roast]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

In a press conference, the leadership of the Sitting Party, Drake Party, Baked Bean Banishment Party, & Rick Astley party have announced a merger into the Small Party Party, led by @MartinMPSP in an attempt to unify Canadians

https://t.co/U0ijXgWyxg

[National Roast @national_roast]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

In a press conference, the leadership of the Sitting Party, Drake Party, Baked Bean Banishment Party, & Rick Astley party have announced a merger into the Small Party Party, led by @MartinMPSP in an attempt to unify Canadians

https://t.co/U0ijXgWyxg

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

@JamesAMPSP oui mais en FRANÇAIS POUR LE BILINGUISME.

[Baked Bean Banishment Party (BBP) @BBPBF_MPSP]

CANADIANS have a CHOICE this election and it’s between preserving our BEAUTIFUL CUISINE and SURRENDERING TO THE BEAN REGIME. THIS IS CANADA, NOT CAN OF BEANS LAND. GOOD DAY.

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

The BEAN REGIME and AWFUL LEGUME-WINGERS want you to think that this is NORMAL. Very DEMENTED! HAPPY WEEKEND.

[Baked Bean Banishment Party (BBP) @BBPBF_MPSP]

BAN THOSE BEANS

🎬: @CassedieMPSP

[Baked Bean Banishment Party (BBP) @BBPBF_MPSP]

Daily HISTORY: Pythagoras, one of the biggest ancient GENIUSES, would have undoubtedly joined the BBP! He not only refused to eat BEANS, but chose to DIE before KNEELING to the BEANSTABLISHMENT. A true PIONEER!

“One should abstain from beans”
-Pythagoras

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

Barbies are AWFUL for the HEALTH OF OUR KIDS! They LOVE making a profit selling you POLLUTING PLASTIC and UNHEALTHY BEANS.

[Baked Bean Banishment Party (BBP) @BBPBF_MPSP]

When we said the Barbies we BAD we MEANT IT (not in the kind way). Maybe stop selling our kids MICROPLASTICS AND BEANS and the Canadian public will take you seriously! The biggest threat to the BeanBarbies is the BBP and it shows. Stop making a profit at the expense of Canadians!

[Baked Bean Banishment Party (BBP) @BBPBF_MPSP]

PROHIBEANTION is the only way of stopping this ABERRATION from invading our doorsteps (or even worse, our TABLES!). The Dick Astley fangirls and the Pokeman gamers are too distracted to realize this, but the BBP has your back!

[Martin Spielauer @MartinMPSP]

Maybe start by exterminating BEAN BUSHES. Replacing canned beans with canned AIR is perhaps what real CANADIANS want. Formidable.

[O'Hare Student Advocacy Party Caucus @OSAP_MPSP]

no

[Baked Bean Banishment Party (BBP) @BBPBF_MPSP]

Here we have a party who spends its time RICK ROLLING Canadians to distract them from their REAL AGENDA. Let’s make those bean benchers BACK BENCHERS AGAIN! #beanregime

[Baked Bean Banishment Party (BBP) @BBPBF_MPSP]

Bean bandits are plaguing cities with crime and destruction. We must stand up against the corrupt bean-backers in Ottawa and establish LAW AND ORDER. Join the BBP in taking our streets back.

[National Roast @national_roast]

🚨PARTY TRACKING🚨

A new challenger has entered the fold!