Philip Martin McCaulay

Chief Actuary.

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Five years on, I’m grateful for a public experience that taught me boundaries, discernment, and restraint. It clarified how incentives shape behavior — and how consistency and integrity outlast noise. The lessons still pay dividends.

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🚨 Humble Brag Alert 🚨
My Conquer the Exam in Under 90 Minutes audiobooks now hold 40 of the top 46 spots on Audible’s Hot New Releases in Study Guides. Muhammad Ali was right: ‘It’s not bragging if you can back it up.’ 🥊

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The DC football team used two of my trademarked names both times they changed the name —for free. If I’d launched my Conquer the Exam vocational exam study guide series earlier, they’d probably be the Washington Conquerors by now. Apparently, they really like my work.

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@Procrastinatus @nick_underhill A ski jump.

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@TheOnion I need a Swiftie* shirt (*latest fad).

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@PicturesFoIder Ape vs Monster.

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@STEVEYGIII @bangcvnt Tell your cable company you want the “MTV Live” channel. The MTV Live channel plays music videos 24 hours a day.

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@ThatEricAlper Lawn darts.

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@JamesGunn Have you seen Faith No More in concert ?

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@NBCSports "Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?"

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@ThatEricAlper Sacha Baron Cohen sang I Like to Move It on the Madagascar soundtrack.

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@ThatEricAlper The End by the Doors.

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@WindbagVic Thanks Vic!

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@texastrevor Thank you!

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I am popular with these monkeys.