Martin McQuaid

Software engineer

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@GypsumFantastic @monstroso That's what Travis Bickle's reflection said to him before he replied with that memorable line from Taxi Driver

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Motd off to a ripping start tonight

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@VictoriaCoren Oh the irony. Just tell him not to go outside.

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@bernie_collins1 @SkySportsF1 "Over to Bernie to explain just what the heck is going on" is going to be heard a lot from now on. What a great addition to the team!

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@TheDailyShow Well, you made all of that up except the one radio phone in caller. You based your view of an entire people on the opinion of one individual. There's a word for that, Trevor.

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@SkySportsF1 need to keep the planner updated with the revised replay start time when race has been delayed. Blundered into hearing Ted utter the words "Two time World Champion..." immediately after an ad break when checking if it had started yet. Watching replay pointless now.

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@theestallion @CashApp Need a new entourage after that s**t show on the grid at @cota

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@SkySportsF1 Valtteri Bottas driver of the day for creating that amazing race!

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@CroftyF1 Valtteri Bottas driver of the day for creating that amazing race!

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@theJeremyVine why does the BBC Sounds app still not offer an alarm clock function?

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@BorisJohnson Hey, remember that time you confiscated a reporter's phone because he repeated a question you'd refused to answer?

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@MrMichaelSpicer Sharon Stone's most (in)famous scene only happened because of "reflections" from her underwear that "bothered" someone on set

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@sharmanspharm I live in Sheffield, am under 50, and haven't been contacted about a first booking yet, so I think you have the wrong number...

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@dannyhall04 That's the same stretch of road that lad lost his life on a couple of years ago when he ended up in the dam at Abbeydale Hamlet. Lys might count himself lucky those cars were parked there.

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@archer_rs It was a blast. Do you think you could turn this into a screenplay? It's got indie comedy written all over it.

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@MattHancock You spelled "sell" wrong. It doesn't start with a P for a start.

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@EONhelp You have threatened me with legal action over a disputed bill. I have made every effort to resolve this, but it is like shouting at a brick wall. Please get in touch ASAP as I am at my wit's end over this.

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@RAF_Luton And don't tread on the dog sleeping at the foot of the pedal stool

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@thomasdcameron @livininsafemode I received the same email on 8th June, and would love to get those songs back as I lost them a few years ago! 3300 tracks.

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@Jack_Scott Could you put a word in for me Jack? I've been on the waiting list for Highcliffe Road for a couple of years now.