Martin

Go Sox

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@whitesox

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Nobody: “no way you can raise your ERA by 11 points today”

Dallas Keuchel:

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Happy birfday planet Earth! Can’t believe you’re 2021 years old... time flies when you’re having fun!!! 🌎 🎉 🤟🏻🤪🥳

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We gonna have to get Gerard Butler and/or Channing Tatum up in this bitch or what????

[WeishFest @WeishFest]

DA-DA-DA..DA-DA-DA...daDadaDadaDada!!!! Patrick Kane dropping in to help us, help others. Don't miss the signed jersey he gave us for the silent auction! Get to https://t.co/pVD3kHYRkk to donate, bid, and tune in FREE for #WeishFestAtHome on Friday 12/11 8pm CT!!

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Is Larry Notsoheavyfoot gonna reimburse me for my Halloween costume or what??????

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Hopping back on twitter to hop on the Renteria is human trash train

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@MLB sup? You guys looking for some donations to get some games going? I’d personally donate $5 and I know a few people that would follow suit... Let me know!

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@stefaniavila Goddamn gurlll... you got any thicccccer you’d topple over

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Buddy almost walks his forehead into the backboard

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7’ unicorn Bol Bol out here WORKING w/ @JuliusVElite0 @BolBol

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@GraceSpelman 5’9” but I round up to 5’12”

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Yo @Harry_Styles based on how much I enjoy your Tiny Desk Concert can you please record an acoustic version of your last album? Thanks

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Does @Friday_Beers have somebody designated to strictly responding to people’s 🤝 requests?

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@alexa99

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@BHTVeric @muzz19 Wow and a typical great call from Pat Foley... dude hasn’t missed a step

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Pretty dope that this documentary is living up to expectations. Pretty dope indeed

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I’ve had the same 6 dollars in my wallet since St. Paddy’s Day.... that’s pretty chill

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You should shower every third day... they feel better when you hold out

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@AndrewKerrick1 @espn Not gonna lie fellas I’m drunk. I’m sure I fell short on both promises. Outta beer... so here’s a rum and coke and one singular slice of brisket