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@goddek He looks like a member of a Village People tribute band

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@NoContextBrits If he’s wearing a suit and tie , he’s called “The Defendant”

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@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 @CandiceCarrie Don’t forget that HM government has used motorists as cash cows for more than 100 years.

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@toadmeister Can any individual affected by this set up their own bank, and be the only client of such a bank?

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@AmericanFWoman Is it on a jailhouse?

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@jamesjpdrake That’s big news, a Japanese resident seen in Japan.

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@haveigotnews Seriously thinking about putting my heating on right now. It’s cold tonight

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@harrys I’ve just bought some, they are very good value, and give a great shave

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@ianmiles Is she demanding the army only use battery powered tanks?

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@JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay Austen Allegro 1100cc ?

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@TheFreds Has he tried Burger King 🍔 ? Or KFC🍗?

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@EssexPR I didn’t think it was right at the time,

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@Peston If you have a few hundred million £££s in your bank account high interest rates are wonderful

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@NoContextBrits I’d replace the Red Bull with a pint of milk, the Bounty with the dark chocolate version and bin the pasta. I’d have doner kebab meat and chips

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@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 Even if they’re on the surface they will still suffocate. The subs hatch can only be opened from the outside .

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@HHepplewhite @GBNEWS U.K. government will act as guarantor, taxpayers will have to pay the debt when Ukraine defaults

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@BevJacksonAuth Those who identify as cats should be suspended until the school finds an interpreter to translate meows into English

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@ianmiles Did the winner self identify as a woman?

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@ianmiles Hungry

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@NoContextBrits The U.K. government sees an offensive weapon, illegal to have in a public place , butter knife ban coming soon