Martin P

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@NoContextHumans As it’s slo mo and that wave travels 200 miles in a second, that’s 720, 000 mph so I’m guessing nothing

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@FAFO_TV Did anyone stop his Garmin?

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@richwalkslondon @WalkingDiva365 Well done mate!

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@inthe1281 @CharlotteEmmaUK Back to basics in Leeds, Progress in Derby, Renaisance in Nottingham……sigh, those were the days.

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@MartinSLewis If I paid £800 on my mortgage two years ago, but now I pay £1200, where does the additional £400 that I pay go to?

Genuine question and apologies if you’ve answered many times before .

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@richwalkslondon Good Luck Mate 💪

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@xAlexTHFC Because they weren’t all fit at the same time 🙄

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@richwalkslondon I like the sound of the ‘Patmore club room’👍

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@LoveTheShirt An assist or goal against the Scum and Chelsea, together with a shithousery celebration would grant him god like status in my book.

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@SpursIrish That should have been his second yellow for diving. Their skipper should have had four yellows .

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@TalkingTHFC If Romero does that on a striker he’s getting sent off.

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@MilitaryBanter 🤣🤣

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@SBarrettBar @ecigjuiced A well respected former England rugby captain who questioned your impartiality as a conservative councillor. Hope that helps🤷🏻‍♂️

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@JamesPowerLigh2 @SBarrettBar How can a conservative councillor be impartial?

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@Roadman_Podcast Ride with a group

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@RoadmanCycling Being put on 68 days gardening leave allowing me to train like a 50 year old pro😂 I’m going to peak in Ianuary aren’t I 🙈

[Martin P @MartinPatmore]

@RoadmanCycling The Chimp Paradox. It should be taught at school.

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@RoadmanCycling 42. Eight years and nine bikes later cycle to work has a lot to answer for 🤣👍

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@Patoooomore Only just read about this as we had Spanish commentary. His composure after getting booked was exquisite.

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@CycleSystemsAc For my paper round. Spent more on batteries than I made in wages