Martin Pornscese

[Martin Pornscese @MartinPornscese]

Fuck resellers

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@JCWillDoIt Mama Cayaban must be back on the sausage and rice

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Standard to drop a cheeky “he loves his jab Fury”

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Sounds like your nan after a couple Baileys

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

The Oasis tour isn’t just about their music.

It’s about the height of Britain.

It’s about the nostalgia of remembering how amazing Britain was.

If you didn’t live it you’ll never understand it and it can’t be explained.

A time when you could go down the pub, interact with people you knew and didn’t know and have the best night of your life on 15 quid.

A time when there was always something happening, in every city, 7 nights a week.

No fear of being stabbed.
No fear of being robbed.

A time when everyone watched the same TV shows and discussed them the next day.

You weren’t desperate to go on holiday like the British are now, there was no need.

You didn’t see Dubai or Maldives on Instagram all day, you literally didn’t even know those places existed. You would hang around on a council estate, completely content and want nothing else than to laugh with your friends.

Random skin heads would say “you alrite mate?” And you’d either be best friends or in a scrap 2mins later.

Nobody got stabbed. Nobody died.

It’s just how it was.

The pub on Christmas Day.
The bus was 30p.

You loved everyone you met, didn’t matter the race.

The country was united.

There was a feeling in the air.

Constant electricity.

And it’s all gone now. It’s died.

All we have are the songs from those times.

[Martin Pornscese @MartinPornscese]

@JadeLucy10

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Buzzcut or nah?

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Still the best attempt to win the youth vote

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Whats the deal with insta showing me reels about being cooked in exams. I'm absolutely not cooked for these upcoming exams!

[Martin Pornscese @MartinPornscese]

@JadeLucy10 Who's wowcher and why you going on holiday with them?

[Martin Pornscese @MartinPornscese]

Mfs will get a girl and go from stealing Uber eats to posting their home cooked meals on snap

[Martin Pornscese @MartinPornscese]

Just wanna see Ramo in the main room smh

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How you be looking when your mate types "comments" under the reel he sent you

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@samjosmarsh First time watching edits huh? Lemme put you on
https://t.co/aMC8veEw4d

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70/30 butter to Marmite ratio. If that

[Martin Pornscese @MartinPornscese]

Dreamt about wearing Timbs the other night. It's a sign. Time for a change

[Francis Ngannou @francis_ngannou]

“You think you can just go into boxing and beat the best heavyweight of this generation?!”

Me:

[George Mack @george__mack]

Francis Ngannou is fighting for the UFC heavyweight belt this weekend.

His life story >>> Any movie that exists

It's criminally overlooked.

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@judemc7_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Fuck uni I just wanna oppa Gangnam style stress free