Martin Provan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 CFC 🇺🇦

Commentator on UK Politics and Geopolitics. My views are my own.

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@myganesha @Cherub_Rock_23 @ImMeme0 The difficulty is getting the engineer to stand still while you insert, then expand it. Some people can be very uncooperative you know

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@Cherub_Rock_23 @ImMeme0 I felt the flail was a bit too extreme, as it requires the Engineer to be in the garden for its use to be effective. I fully support the rest being on hand to stoke the coal fire the householder obviously has..

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@ImMeme0 First warming. Get out my house.
Second warning. Get out my house
999 which service please ?
Ambulance

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@VividProwess Thanks for auditioning for Britains Got Talent. We appreciate your submission, but unfortunately the panel felt you were a bit too f*cking crazy for Saturday night viewing. Best wishes in your continued anti-zionist studies at No Hope University

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@VividProwess I hate that man.

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@theawayfans Who does he think he is ? Begbie from Trainspotting, who dropped an empty pint glass over a pub balcony ?

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@Liberfach0 They have no shame. No conscience. Arrest them for shoplifting. Bar them from the store.

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@RightSide_Uk Robert Fisk, Times journalist, now passed, wrote "Pity the Nation", a book about Lebanon and it's destruction. I never thought the title would apply to the UK. What a state the country is in.

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@TNOG84 @AntiWokeMemes I will use that line again. Lol

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@AntiWokeMemes Is it f*ck. Real men walk away. Let some other fool make you a better woman

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@visegrad24 A possible solution to reduce on train incidents. This from Kuala Lumpur. Both overground and underground trains have safe spaces for women

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@NotFarLeftAtAll I will pay my respects to my King

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Simple Minds or Depeche Mode

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@adomount @NotFarLeftAtAll Rolf Harris put his hand up Prince Andrew's skirt ?!!

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@prestonchris86 @BevDogg_NCFC A brutal, but very funny reply lol

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@prestonchris86 @Classaolly20 Homophobic alcoholic football fans ? Heck of a sub-species !

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@prestonchris86 Do you start drinking early and drink through to 0400hr ? Do you go to bed, get up at midnight, then start drinking ? Do you stay in and drink or go out and drink? These are questions requiring serious consideration !

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@nirotozero1997 @Suffragent_ @SueM1tchell No. He needs his asylum application torn up and he needs to be deported.

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@Suffragent_ @SueM1tchell Well Done Ms Mitchell, and your Team. Excellent journalism.

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@Spitfire_333 @daveatherton @LeilaniDowding Ahh now they are irregular migrants not illegal migrants ? Call them what you want. If migrants enter the UK illegally they should be deported. Under a Reform government they WILL be deported.