Martin S.

Sees a lot of things... ends up wishing he hadn't. I mainly retweet the memorable. RTs / Follows / Likes do not imply endorsements. Try to be nice.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@Aaron710David

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@IDFBabes

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@OliLondonTV She looks like Julian Glover at the end of Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@NYCxVILLAIN @landofthe80s Creepshow.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@JoosyJew It's what his son would want.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@Whitfieldtom72 @landofthe80s Nearly.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@Learn_wit_Clara @Globalstats11 Cafu was probably the worst left back ever, seeing as never played there.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@JuliaHB1 I'd play the world's smallest violin, but this seems more appropriate for our Culture Secretary.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@Stat_Cult More A.I. slop. Calling Taylor-Joy South American is pushing it (25% Argentinian on her father's side), while Ssldana and Hayek are Central American.

And don't even get me started on #23...

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@TobyMacallister @CrewkerneMan @dave_derrick Yes, but she didn't recognise the legitimacy of the court result as there was no jury.

I'm sure the irony is lost on her.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@CataPaul2 A.I...

Two captains shown for France in 1998, and neither one is right.

Bergomi shown as captain for Italy in 1982. Dino Zoff will be pleased...

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@CataPaul2 Maradona was 21 when he made his World Cup debut in 1982.

He wasn't selected for the 1978 World Cup when he was 17.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@DataOfStats A.I. slop.

Dominik Szoboszlai at #20, when Hungary haven't even qualified for forty years.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@adamfrancisco_ Sydney would make a better Power Girl due to their similar... charms.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@TheNorskaPaul @NicolaSturgeon In fairness to her, there were 500 boxes of chopsticks in front of it.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@ianjcam @ramonagusta @HookyP

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@Blessing_Olivi Neither Messi nor Ronaldo has scored against San Marino.

Neither can call themselves 'world class' without scoring against these giants of international football.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@drhingram Me after being outside for five minutes.

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@Grumpletastic @timothy_stanley

[Martin S. @MartinSnape23]

@CatherineH7503 @UKDecline @RusGarbageHuman Probably no-one. A retrospective application will go in when the council finally notices.