oyster influencer

Mostly retweets but v alive in real life

[MR. POP @MrPopOfficial]

😭😭😭

[oyster influencer @MartinStrick]

@TrudgingSoul @grok @TaraBull808 Ha mostly wanted to test out using grok in a reply on a throwaway post 🤣

[oyster influencer @MartinStrick]

@kylebuchanan Is there any chance Angelina still has to make it to a nom!?

[Le Jazz Thot @NottBenry]

“But I say ‘Show me the receipts!’ Cause why would Xi Jenping wanna flood my basement and flood my bowflex? To what end?? 🎶 Tooo what end?!”

[oyster influencer @MartinStrick]

@NewsHour Thought it was John Waters at first

[Drew Burnett Gregory @draw_gregory]

Me after one and a half drinks completely unprompted:

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

one day you’re a hot, fun 20-something and before you know it you’re a hot, fun 30-something with an interest in birds

[No Quarter Will Be Given @chaedria]

Supporting the Colombian economy

[Dashiell M. Silva @dashiellsilva]

Mary Magdalene’s besties in the group chat:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

this is how I feel when I click on a story someone posted 20 seconds ago

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

imagine building generational wealth and you come back and its all gone

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[at my second rodeo]
Ah, yes, I understand everything now.

[trash jones @jzux]

my healing journey is over ❤️ i’m not healed i just got bored

[tytacobell @tytacobell]

First drink of 2024

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

You there boy, tell everybody the Gilded Age has be renewed for another season

[alex @alex_abads]

many gay men say they don't know how fantasy football works but can speak at length at which real housewives franchises are suffering and how to fix them

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

hot girl saturday

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams

[Pascio @IAmPascio]

8 business models to make you $20,000/month ($0 startup costs):