Martin Wong

One man's trash is another man's wifu.

Living my 1.5 generation immigrant life. Alt account for @MartinWongPhoto

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"Is somebody gonna match my freak?"

That's easy, can someone match your peace? THAT is the real question!

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You're telling me that if Hogwarts has death and escalated danger every year, parents are still like: "yeah, it's fine, what's the worst that can happen, next year is gonna be a good year."

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Is inflation or rising hosing prices a thing in the Harry Potter world?

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Are we sure that teaching piano is not a pyramid scheme?

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Hear me out, Disney’s Star Wars area should have a PVP area.

I mean, what’s the point of bringing your light saber if you’re not gonna use it.

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All ceiling fans should come with the feature to play Fortunate Son when it is on the highest setting.

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Oh, you were there when people started using emojis?!

I was there when people were using Wingdings! WE ARE NOT THE SAME!

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Sleeping was invented by big mattress so you would buy more expensive mattresses!

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With the egg price getting higher, I want to know what is the age limit for participating in those Easter egg hunting events, asking for a friend

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Every single day some family member's kid is being used as an excuse for an old executive in a board meeting as the reason why their company is "pivoting because that's what the kids like these days".

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Australia is banning social media for kids under 16, how are they going to enforce that? And are they doing the same for adult sites?

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I’m old enough to remember having an email was cool and not a standard.

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I'm sick of building character, it's time to build wealth!

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Can't get one of the closer hotels at Fanime :(

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WATER can be a "performance-enhancing substance", I bet if I drink water for 7 days vs someone who didn't have water or liquid for 7 days, I would do better than them at sport.

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The term "performance-enhancing substances" is so vague! Anything that improves your performance can be considered a "performance-enhancing substance".

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Ah yes, my favorite song, "Anal" by Def Leppard

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#TheGameAwards

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I'm gonna say this again, if fast food restaurants wants a less congested drive thru line in their parking lot, they just have to priotize the walk in experience, time, and efficiency.

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@Ruutuli Yup!

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