Somebody Somewhere

Not a bot. Not funny or smart. I have a Martin 000-28. It’s a very nice guitar. I am a bad guitar player. I also have a plethora of cats. 4=plethora.

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@jakepaul Dummy.

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@LeaKThompson Damn skippy.

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@DanicaPatrick @realDonaldTrump Fuck off.

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@jayblackisfunny @RonFilipkowski @MeidasTouch GO TO THE LIGHT, YOU CRAZY PIECE OF SHIT. ALL ARE WELCOME.

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@KamalaHarris I don’t.

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@tomcolicchio He means on an individual basis.

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@philsadelphia We should be so lucky.

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@herandrews Weirdo.

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@philsadelphia I, for one, welcome my future Vice Overlord, Paul Rudd.

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@philsadelphia Congrats to Paul Rudd!

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@blairewhite Are his bone spurs okay? Very concerned…

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@AoDespair He should try both. To be sure.

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@RockyMntnMike That’ll cost them 5 bees.

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@JillianMichaels Holy shit! You’re a dummy!

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@TheOnion I support him in this.

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@gtconway3d Now I’m all moist.

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@SirJeremyLondon Will that keep me from throwing up later?

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@SirJeremyLondon WHY DID I NOT GO TO THE ABC STORE?!

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@jayblackisfunny 34 times.

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@marcorubio Have a sip of water and shut the fuck up, traitor.