Martin Muldoon

Accountant, loves sport; West Tigers fan, Sydney Swans member

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@Erickxtrump Let me guess - the OmpaLompa pedo is going to announce that “he” has won the war in Iran for the 545th time! Breaking news, clear the networks, the world needs to hear this 😂🫣

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@centralNRL And Andrew Moore couldn’t even make the photoshoot??

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@GaytriotGannon @regstagram That is Jess and Tanner from Sean Cody. Jess was a total top, but one of the best videos I’ve ever seen 💦💦

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@dpakman Hi David, I just checked back in with the WH, seemingly “we’re winning it really well”, but one of my contacts said if I ask anymore questions I to told “Be quiet, be quiet, you are fake news” 😂😂

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@dpakman Hi David,
Advice from the WH, the war has been won (he’s told us 237 times), BUT, Iran is desperate for a deal incl. opening the Strait (which definitely wasn’t open before the war)!
But pls focus on the vandalism of the Reflecting Pool! 😂😂😂😂😂

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@ptwithjames Have you???? 🧐🤓🤤😂

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@TheParraEels I’m glad Jarryd is liking it this side of the prison cell - oh sorry he’s always maintained he’s innocent 😇 👎🤬

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@sarrah_bellus Fox News will always allow him on air, without interrogation of his “facts”!!
Iran have being ‘begging for a deal’ for 6 months now and the ‘Strait will be open within 48hrs, otherwise 💣’, see you all at the weekend.
It’s hilarious to watch from the other side of the world 😂

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@foundyou1410 Francois Arnaud’s Under Armour ad campaign

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@_E_Rock_ As far we all know here, the other side of the world, “Trump” won the war 53 times, and “Iran is desperate to make a deal”.
You guys voted him in!!

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@beaumont_valois If only Americans could do math - did she listen to Trumps maths!! F&@k you’re a dumb (spelled with a B) country 🤣🤣. F it’s funny to watch from the afar!!

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@BlueGeorgia Why couldn’t they get their other 77M compatriots to not vote for the fool?? The whole world is laughing but it’s the US citizens who let it happen

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@ptwithjames Can we also get reverse angle - just wanna make sure ALL progress is going as fine as this

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@ptwithjames Welcome back 🥵🥵

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@GarySmithJnr What a miserable c*%t complaining about having to pay £8 extra than the shop. Your wife was in the hospital, if you can’t get to the chippy or can’t afford it, just f*^%ing cook something at home,

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@DuncanLindsay @MetroUK The longest, most boring, drawn out, ‘coming of age’, ‘life changing’ story I’ve ever heard. I’m now not bothered what’s happened to her

[Martin Muldoon @Martin_78]

@DougWahl1 Not only FUNNY but HILARIOUS 🤣

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@ptwithjames Waiting for content????

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@ShaneRyanHere The rest of the world is agreeing with you, unfortunately 77+M of your compatriots voted for the ‘individual’ (not wanting to get banned!)

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@patriotmary4 Glad it all worked out for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤞🥳🥳🥳🥳