Martin Harvey

“He knows his stuff” - Jimmy Carr

[Martin Harvey @Martin_Harvey]

#USElection2020 #PresidentElectJoe

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Thanks for the warm welcome! I promise to only use this app in a sporadic and ineffective manner.

[Brexit Truth 💙 🇺🇦 @Big_Headers]

The problem with the Govt is that, even though they know EXACTLY what a catastrophe Brexit is for the UK, they won't start the process of re-joining the SM and Customs Union.

It is as if they WANT huge unemployment, bankruptcies, and destruction of welfare, food standards?

Why?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

'I believe in the power of doing things together!' says Boris Johnson, who's just led us out of the EU.

[Chris McBride 🇺🇦 @McChris85]

@Otto_English Food classism is one of my least favourite tropes in UK discourse. It just reinforces the idea that enjoying food & cooking are only for a few. Most of the world's most famous dishes are the food of the poor.

[Martin Harvey @Martin_Harvey]

@Otto_English Have they never been inside an Aldi?

[RageAgainstTheRight @RATR2016]

You can’t even work for MI6 without being called a spy now days. PC culture gone mad

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

So Trump goes today. A horrible and dangerous period of leadership ends. He normalised mistruth and divided a nation. Whilst they aren’t as bad as the Trump administration the current UK government have similar traits. This type of politics must end. Let’s hope today is the start

[Martin Harvey @Martin_Harvey]

Yes, we have no Melanias, we have no Melanias today... #InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021

[Elite Dangerous @EliteDangerous]

🚀 All ships in Elite Dangerous handle a little differently from each other. Which ship took you the longest to get the hang of?

[ToughSF @ToughSf]

The 'Silver Chariot'.
#space #art by Rongzhen Li.
https://t.co/rrfUkaJef5

[David Frum @davidfrum]

There's a legend building among the non-deadend Trumpers, that Trump had a decent record before some arbitrary date: before the election, before the pandemic. It needs to be stressed that Trump was a crook, charlatan, bigot, thug, and incompetent from the start to the end.

[Martin Harvey @Martin_Harvey]

@fendieveri

[Martin Harvey @Martin_Harvey]

@DrewLawDesign 1.55m (just as it’d probably annoy him if he knew, I’m quoting it in metric).

[Martin Harvey @Martin_Harvey]

@flip_digital @shaunwkeaveny *Because the Normans lived so long ago, we’ve probably all got some Norman ancestors, but most of us don’t have the titles, land or money, hence “main-line”. (2)

[Martin Harvey @Martin_Harvey]

@flip_digital @shaunwkeaveny I’ve been saying this for ages – the English ruling class is largely made up of the main-line* descendants of those who came over at and after Hastings. Gerrard Winstanley talked about the “Norman yoke” at the end of 1649…nothing’s changed. (1)

[Crysta Goldrick OBE ☮️🌊🏆 🇪🇺 #FBPE @CrystaGol]

I heard if you show tits, you get more followers.

Here's the biggest pair I could find.

Am I doing it right? 😏

[Michael Hassan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @bianchimick]

Was on my bike few days ago on the path at the Clyde. Fish popped it's head out of the water and in perfect French asked "excusez-moi monsieur, dites-moi que je suis en Ecosse?.. knowing a wee bit french I replied.. Oui, vous l'ètes! à Glasgow!..never seen a fish so happy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤🐟

[Martin Harvey @Martin_Harvey]

@Baddiel