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Uber-nerd trying to survive Springfield Elementary. Excelsior!

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Now if you'll excuse me, for some reason I really feel like a carbonated beverage....

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You don't have to be Desartes to conclude that I'm not exactly the football type, but I do congratulate New Orleans regardless.

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But I'm probably not emparting breaking news to anyone with this "revelation". :o(

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Valentines Day is more cumbersome for me than being forced to use the Quadratic Equation in all its boring and simplistic trite.

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I hear our towns' mayor wants to put up a statue of Conan on Quarterback street and Main, but it's just a redressed Gillian Anderson statue.

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For some reason I feel a sort of strange comradery with poor displaced CoCo. And I can't help but think of the old monorail too...o.O

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I'm supposed to be in bed but my father has acquiesced to my breaking of curfew in order to support #teamconan!

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Well look on the bright side fellow Springfieldians,if you squinted your eyes just enough...Milhouse' tattoo looked like it was popping out!

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Who knew my Groundskeeper was a potential international incident...go fig.

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@Bigairlovemusic I've heard. I remember Cinpokomon was all the rage a while back, but it sounds like it was made by 2 groin obsessed otakus.

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..though Jude is a little prettier than I saw Watson myself. My only gripe was the superfluous sequel pandering at the end.

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I thought Downey and Law are a much more faithful and interesting Holmes and Watson than most previous portrayals..

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My father and I are big passionné's of Sherlock Holmes because we're hip and trendy like that, so we saw the new the movie today.

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...really, Louis, the Itchy costume was funny on halloween but now we're just worried about you. :0(

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#pleaseseekhelp if you pretend to be cartoon characters.

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@abigvictory May Prudence Bell rest in peace. And be one with the force.

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As we here in this city had to learn last year with our giant tree at the town-square...

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And do remember if you have one, to dispose of your tree not long after. The brisk scent of pine is no excuse for a fire-hazard! >;3

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Happy Holidays everyone! May you be bequeathed the better things in this life.

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@popyfresh ......Mrs. Wiggum? o.o