Martin The Cat

Martin by name. Martin by nature.
Cat, pet, gigolo.

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

The sun is out and Ross has shorts on. This is a sight I do not wish to see #closetgay http://t.co/4UhJjgyoK8

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

Film night just took a turn for the worse. Ross has found 'The Notebook'. I think I'll go have myself a homosexual nightmare #penisvsmangina

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

Ross is having a film night. Too bad I had a shit on his copy of Sex and the City 2.

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

My arse is burning like a ring of fire tonight, must have been that manky cod Ross cooked #fishyfarts

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

Sweating like a peadophile in a nursery today. Too fucking hot, my fur is very moist right now #cookedkitty

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

Back home after a crazy 8 months in Thailand. More pussy than a cattery. Ross is out, must be at The Birdcage for tallywacker tuesdays.

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

Had sex with a tampon today. Unconventional yet satisfying. Scabby Greg filmed the whole thing #randybastard

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

Off on a weekend getaway with Shane Ward #romantic

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

@hayleyftw_oxo You like FUN? Well then your gonna love me...

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

New? Fucking new Dermot? It's about as new as that shit I did in the back garden.

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

I have just shat on the ironing board cover. #itsnotpinkanymore

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

He spent saturday picking out a new ironing board cover and then watching x factor #hegothepinkone

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

He told me I need to get a life. #bitchihaveone

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

I'm back guys don't worry! Ross banned me from the computer cause I was watching to much internet porn

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

BRING BACK SHANE. BRING BACK SHANE. #promoforshanewardthere #xfactor

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

Me and Ross currently watching X Factor. He's so fucking happy Louis Walsh is back on his screen #closetgay

[Jay Tuvz @JayTuvz]

@MrLloydSpandex If he didn't Twitter wouldn't have @Martin_TheCat

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

#primaryschoolmemories One time I was taken in for show and tell. Yeah. I shat under the teachers desk and blamed it on a student. #awkward

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

@PigeonJon Listen Jon, just let it go. I think we both know your not going to win this one. #ratwithwings

[Martin The Cat @Martin_TheCat]

On the plus side, I found another collar in the back of Ross' wardrobe. #moreleather #morestuds #notsureificanpullitoff