NotFamousMARTIN

Writer. That's it.

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Simply golden writing. https://t.co/awzVS1neXV

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Happy New Year. We’re not moving ❤️

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How could ANYONE abandon a face like this??

A couple of days before Christmas, Emily took Tess for a walk over Royal Lytham Golf Course, much later than usual, and heard this little thing crying from deep in the... https://t.co/WjTo4YSQdM

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Super chills, super real ❤️ Cupra Blackpool https://t.co/mU6Ma5SQnM

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It’s time to allow this masterpiece to resurface. https://t.co/inetU7VtlE

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Looking through pictures of me from two years ago like “Can’t wear that anymore. That doesn’t fit anymore. That doesn’t fit anymore. Can’t wear that anymore...”

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If you don’t vote you’re a cunt.

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Good Lord. https://t.co/OAo86RwLo2

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There are few people on this planet that know or care as much about cars as Jordan 🥰 This Golf is loooovely 🍺 https://t.co/1eRFXN9mX4

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Getting on for 120 cars to be honest. What an immeasurable pleasure 🥰 https://t.co/QBVoQMPF84

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These are too cute 😭😭😭 https://t.co/cSqMUU0wKu

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Jay Mccluskey you sexy boy, what a pleasure it was 👌🏻🍺 https://t.co/7yT1A7yqwD

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My sister is making the coolest, cutest, sweetest and most adorable things, so you should like her page and buy her wares ❤️

Sally Bobbins https://t.co/q4YzUa2MgA

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Sending warm and lovely thanks to the cunt/s who took a key to the length of Garth last night. I certainly fancied a bodyshop bill in the thousands right now.

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Anything for my favourite bear Ben Ryan 😘 https://t.co/QUm9inLajK

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It’s still mad to me that, as Emily hits 31, she still pronounces “hilarious and witty” and “annoying and stupid” when commenting on my various quips and escapades. Hopefully, by her next birthday, she’ll come to understand.

Always younger than me, forever my partner ❤️

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#BTS

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One call can silence your service screamers 👏🏻 https://t.co/Hs7IlOS4YV

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Yes, I have ‘YES’ on the roof 😂 https://t.co/ZjbyFTfGoG